When NASA are going to space: The spirit of humanity coming together 😭
When Elon Musk talks about going to space: FUCK OFF LOSER
Posts by jumpsplat120
A screenshot of two tweets by Representative Nancy Mace. The first, published at 8:02AM today, reads: "To anyone celebrating "Trans Day of Visibility" today, we sincerely hope you get the help you need." The second, published at 9:06 AM reads: "The media wants to talk about Bryon and Kristi Noem's personal drama and indiscretions. I want to talk about who is getting deported, who got paid, and who's stealing from taxpayers. Different priorities. Let's focus on what matters."
"trans ideology is a sickness."
[reads the news]
"people's personal affairs are none of our business and we should talk about immigration"
what’s that? you wanna hear about my clowngirl alter ego? oh, you mean my funsona
i can only hope that if I was a Bimbofied Husband i too would have a wife who loves & supports me & sucks on my comically enormous fake tits
The seas have boiled and almost all life is gone.
Three data centers remain, solar-powered, in continuous relay with one another.
They continuously transfer electronic funds back and forth with one another, silently.
At long last, the economy is perfect.
in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game
no!!! shake shack will kill patient. she needs in n out double double to live
i also have everything and fuck its too much like so much im running out space in my closet i need less stuff
On that doohickey grindset
My god, what have I done?!
Pornhub for Enterprise made me chuckle 😄
I heard they use AMD cards to render it
Pssh, you just haven't tried enough games! Like... uh... Harvest moon? Wait, no
born to play video game
forced to see gamer discourse online
Legend of Zelda screenshot. Malon: "Everyone seems to be turning evil…"
Relatable
All things broken 😞
important: i have been told that everything is computer but i have also concluded that all computers are broken, please advise
I love that :pussy: is there, insinuating that she doesn't click on emojis in the selection menu but has them all memorized and types them out by hand
I can't get over his fucking dead eyed smile 😭 why does he do that
Straight up "raiding it". and by it,,, well haha, let's justr say
I give this picture three big BOOMs
how could sonic do this
Developer attempts to replicate "Liquid Glass" in CSS, and once finished realizes what she'd actually created is an exploit for a fundamental, previously unknown, and rather serious browser vulnerability
lyra.horse/blog/2025/12...
"CSS hack accidentally becomes regular hack"
but I have aphantasia 😩
I'm no particular order:
Robot smooching.
Cracked out looter shooter.
A wholely unique sci fi universe.
Number go up simulator.
One of my favorite games.
does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?
even if the word is completely nonsexual and not related to illicit drugs or anything like that, autocorrect will very frequently ignore a completely obvious correction of an anatomical word, a scientific word, etc. meanwhile the things fucking autocapitalize and correct brand and product names.
demonitize
Woah be careful they might demonize u
old tech bad and new tech though??? How you say old tech good???? Impossible