I mean without implying any BnE, ofc lol

I love the stories of how indigenous people slipped into someone’s abode, stashed a homemade quilt or blanket somewhere, then reveled in the joy they’d get from seeing their friends use the quilt or blanket but no one ever knew where said blanket or quilt ever came from. Thas the way to do it 🔥

Two cans of root beer sitting in the refrigerator with stickies on each denoting ownership: one is silly smile other is more assertive-looking kind of anime hero-ish face

How to help ensure no one drinks your root beer at my house

Double-glazing vs. having space
#CreatureComforts ❤️
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What tech companies know about your kids The digital platforms you and your family use every day -- from online games to education apps and medical portals -- may be collecting and selling your children's data, says anthropologist Veronica B...

www.ted.com/talks/veroni...

Love this talk. I wish we did more talks on digital footprint and collective online care for others, instead of passwords and sims.

Documenting superb weekend communications between good pals lol

I Would Rather See My Books Get Pirated Than This (Or: Why Goodreads and Amazon Are Becoming Dumpste... Amazon and Goodreads must take steps to combat the flood of AI-generated content that will mislead readers and damage author reputations.

“As of today, there are about half a dozen books being sold on Amazon, with my name on them, that I did not write or publish. Some huckster generated them using AI.”

Amazon refused to remove them.

janefriedman.com/i-would-rather-see-my-bo...

"I could really go for a Chinese dumpling," she said, wontonly

A cross stitch of Ned Flanders saying “if you can’t handle me at my diddliest, you don’t deserve me at my doodliest.”

I made this. It took forever.

The correction on this sign I saw in an elevator makes me laugh every time

Same! And it’s the only time I’ll ever tell someone what they should wear - a helmet ❤️

BlueSky: Trans person makes a joke replying to Jake Tapper, immediately illustrated by comic artist, liked by AOC. Everything gets nine likes.

Threads: Ellen DeGeneres hosts a rap battle between Frito-Lay and Cheez-Its riddled with "chedda," avoiding hard-R. The CIA buys all the data.

Threads is looking better and better. What I wanted from social media was:

* self-promotion from celebrities and rich people
* no control over my timeline
* strict prohibition of any sexual content
* nothing from europe
* no alt-text
* data harvesting to empower genocides

Superb!
Delete them both in one move 🔥

babe what’s wrong you’ve barely touched your algorithmically cultivated feed of pathologically vain influencers and paid celebs posting what’s up lol eggplant emoji

Threads makes a lot of sense when you remember what Zuck wanted the Metaverse to be: a heavily branded, inscrutable morass where you might have a fleeting, benign interaction with a celebrity who immediately tries to sell you an Apple Watch.

hitman: who am I killing?

dog: ever hear of a guy named pavlov?

hitman: rings a bell

dog: *narrows eyes* that's right

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doing numbers on bluesky (20+ likes) feels like making all my buddies at the bar laugh while doing numbers on twitter feels like accidentally alerting The Predator to my location

when i say I’m just like snoopy i hope you know that includes evil snoopy

Apple's photos widget will be like "Remember this moment?" and it's the pandemic

new day new chance to prove love is real LETS HECKIN TROT

Ally Sheedy pointing knowingly breakfast club movie gif.

Feel this Martha. I loved my community, my curated lists, ability to search for experts in any field, seeing they’re iterative process, questions etc. Been mourning this. Reminding myself of the benefits of change, being forced to stretch, get nimble, be humbled and finding new people like you.

My favorite part of Reddit is when cool older people do AMAs, like this 92-year old former bush doctor in Alaska, who spent her career dog sledding over crevices to save plane crash victims.

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Good Omens Season 2 - Official Trailer | Prime Video The ineffable wait intensifies. Good Omens returns July 28th, exclusively on Prime Video.» SUBSCRIBE: http://bit.ly/PrimeVideoSubscribe About Prime Video:Wan...

There may only be 12 people on Bluesky but I'm going to make sure that each and every one of you has seen the Good Omens 2 trailer before we're done here. And yes that means you too. Don't think I can't see you back there.

https://youtu.be/9GljnUA6Ll0