Gosh the world's always brighter after getting a wee bit o' dick

Random guy in my DMs offering to be a paypig; I should quit journalism and become a findomme, bet I'd be great at it

The thing I was out of spoons about happened *before* I read that Trump post. Add on top of that:
- witness in a trial next month
- surgery in two months
- friend is in chemo
- another friend was attacked on the Tube

Can the world please stop spinning? I'd like to get off this godawful ride please.

Can't focus on work, guess it's time to start drinking!

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This is amazing

Me neither but either way I got pretty much identical results to yours

The coolest part of being a developer in 2026 is that people treat you like an overpaid LLM, fucking rules

Next person today who suggests some grand new idea I must now build gets punched in the fucking teeth

Some days you just gotta laugh.

Thank you 💚

It's uh something, to deal with.

Fam am I traum'd? I think I'm traum'd.

I ran into one of his friends, and I knew it was one of his friends because he used the stupid pseudonym my ex always used when referring to said friend.

I broke up with him after he had a stroke doing some sketchy ket. Ran into him a few times after and always ran off. He apparently died 2y ago.

Still working on the 3rd tbh

Most people aren't stupid enough to run one labeller but some bitches are stupid enough to run three

Some days you just gotta laugh.

Oh my god, now I'm having a fuckload of work binned because people can't make up their damned minds

Fuck my life

My work life consists 50% of building industry-leading interactive content that I'm paid a pittance for, 50% screaming "FUCK OFF" at my computer screen. I am a very stable person.

I'd probably feel less fucked up about life if like there wasn't a decade-long campaign to exterminate people like me and remove us from society, but perhaps asking this world for a modicum of decency and understanding is much too high of a bar. Fuck everything.

Sweet angel of mercy, please take me two days before all these deadlines

God I'm burnt out as shit rn

📍 Drayton Arms Theatre
Theatre · London, England, GB
★★★★★

London Lovecraft Festival!

w/ @kingajanicka.bsky.social

#BeaconBits

Lol that didn't work, my script is saying The Guardian is owned by the Democratic Party Of Belize 🤦🏼‍♀️

Too depressed to go dancing, might as well write some SPARQL like a fuckin loser

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That's kind of all there is to it; the lady who owns the venue and a few of the women in attendance spent like two hours trying to unfuck the door, which, when there's one toilet and 30 people there and some have been drinking — not a fun time!

I also have two separate stories of debacles involving friends with handcuffs.

Let me regale you with the story of the FLINTA party I was doing photo for, where someone proceeded to immediately lock themself in the venue's sole bathroom. They were freed eventually; it involved power tools. The party never recovered from that lol.