yeah i said it

reaching for my crowbar

do people still use this ??

it’s always the brain worms

twitching tongues <3

garlic parmesan

circa survive

there is probably secret cool stuff inside the pringles face guys mustache

i know about your leaky elbows

i wanna get really drunk and sing weezer songs super loud

watching and making fun of twilight movies with my friends is always fun

when is soul blind releasing new stuff

we all know why they named him “mayonnaise”

is it insane to want to be loved?

eject button is closer than you think :)

a centipede’s brain is bigger than your nuts

resident evil 4

sometimes the “scary vid compilation” is just a replay of past experiences (in ur mind)

a new cryptid dwells in your basement

destiny bond

it’s okay to make funny faces at the moon

normalize furnace diving

streetlights are props not meant to be taken seriously

they didn’t tell you this but some aliens are vampires

there’s not enough spotify in my milkshake

pile of rocks knocking on your door

bring back the zune but make it edible

TRUE LOVE

them: “how do you get low blood pressure?”
me: “buy it at the store idk”