if that hit me it wouldn't go down like that, i'm built different

We got Jenni's, van leeuwen, gemini, milk bar and malai all in a few block radius it's pretty great

You should seriously go out Budd Dwyer style

smooth coke

Eddington getting snubbed by the oscars is like 3-4 9/11's at least

what i have learned from s5 of stranger things is that sorcerers are gay wizards

Ans there's a barcade next door!

Cozy Blanket:

1oz Cogniac
1oz Reposado Tequilla
1/2oz Apple Liquer
1oz Lime Juice
1oz Cinnamon Syrup
2 dashes Black Walnut Bitters

Shake and pour in to a coup glass, garnish with a luxardo cherry at the bottom

the moral dichotomy they present does not seem coherent

I don't know what I think about the philosophy of these sweettarts

vaxxed??????

Adolf's:

Juicyness - 3
Crispyness - 5
Sauce -3
Sauce distribution - 2
Overall - 2

15/25 Disapointing but the other food was good

Next up: Duffs

Juicyness - 4
Crispyness - 3
Sauce - 4
Sauce distrobution - 5
Overall - 3

19/25

Great building, looks like its from the 60s.

Buffalo wing tour stop 1: Bar Bill Aurora

Juicyness - 5
Crispyness - 5
Sauce - 3
Sauce distrobution - 5
Overall Experience - 4

22/25

This is the place to beat,classic buffalo wing bar.

did you just call capo mid tier?

Knowledge is knowing his name is Penix Jr. Wisdom is calling him Penis Jr anyway.

Letting My Hair Down:

1oz Kasama Rum
1oz Dr Bird Rum
1/2oz Haitian Rum
1/4oz Flora Adora Gin
3/4oz Lemon Juice
1/2oz Lime Juice
1/2oz Velvet Falernum
1oz Orgeat
1 bar spoon Herbsaint
2 dashes Peychauds

Shake and serve in a tiki mug with ice, best after a long day

Taste the Rainbow:

1.5oz Kasama Rum
1oz Gin
1oz Lime Juice
1oz Pineapple Juice
1oz Agave

Shake and serve, kinda tastes like skittles

Strap On the Beach:

1oz Jamaican Rum
1oz White Rum
1/2oz Cherry Blossom Gin
1/2oz Peach Liquor
1/4oz Amaretto
1/4oz Allspice Dram
1oz Lime
1oz Pineapple
1oz Orgeat
1 dash Salt
1 dash Sesame Oil
2 dashes Angustora

It's a big mess but mix it all together shake serve

in season 3 of the rehearsal nathan fielder will reveal himself to have been curtis yarvin all along, trying to make a point about traffic safety or something

I am incredibly disappointed in myself I forgot to wish everyone a happy Jon Arbuckle drinking dog cum day. Please accept my apologies and a belated happy Jon Arbuckle drinking dog cum day to all who celebrate

the wing is the best cut i will die on that hill

penguins are the corgis of the bird world

traumatised queer teen with moral OCD: i'm a terrible person. i'm ontologically evil and i don't deserve to live

guy who every new employee is quietly warned about: i am the only one with the moral fortitude to Tell It How It Is. i am a Hero, i am Saving The World, the Allegations are all False™

Last night Grimace, Birdie and Hamburglar did a Minecraft stream on Twitch and it was... weird.

fuck you

primary every single one on this list

Pink Jellyfish:

2oz Flora Adora Hendricks Gin
1/2oz Plymouth Gin
1/2oz Hibiscus Syrup
1/2oz Velvet Falernum
1oz Lemon Juice
1/4oz Yellow Chartreuse

Shake and serve in a rocks glass with a big ice cube.

Cupid's Arrow:

1.5oz Plymouth Gin
1/2oz Rose Gin
1/2oz Velvet Falarnum
1/2oz Hibiscus Syrup
3/4oz Lime
2oz Coconut Water

Shake and serve in a chilled coup glass.

whelp, dog ate the prog