Guys I didn’t realize until just today that if you’re super hot, bedazzling things for people can be a fully functional freelance career.

I don’t think I would describe this as anything close to a “must-see.”

But I have questions for:

- the person who cut Ryan Gosling’s hair

- the person who chose Ryan Gosling’s twee outfits

- the person who picked the music

It’s cool gurl just douche yourself in Mr. Mime’s sink. It’s not a problem at all. #pokopia

#pokopia

He’s like Sylvanas knew she was that bitch but also didn’t want you to SAY it she just knew you knew and that was enough. Quick grab her bow before someone ugly touches it. #wow #warcraft #WorldofWarcraft

Also the new World of Warcraft dungeon in Windrunner Spire where you’re going up the tower while the ghost of Lirath Windrunner spills tea about his sisters is somehow hilarious.

Why is my male Haranir ass out and caked up in the “hide cloak” icon? #wow #warcraft #worldofwarcraft

I had Nerds Gummy Clusters last night at a movie night and my life has been permanently altered. They are so good—too good maybe. Everyone at the event was either already obsessed with them or, like me, left obsessed with them. And, according to a bunch of articles online, we're not the only ones.

This might be, like, controversial but I thing a comedian should be able to do a tight ten without hitting a vape.

Like … not to be dramatic but am I misremembering? Isn’t this the guy who got cancelled for doxxing teenage girls and hitting someone with their gov’t van and refusing to help with the medical bills?

I finally bought a copy of TAX Magazine. Mostly because it seemed like it might be sort of like my beloved Details Magazine from the 90s. We'll see! It's v THICC. Also: I didn't realize it has alternate covers. I could have picked Amanda Lepore and don't even know this sailor.
@taxmag.bsky.social

Def new Animal Crossing

It was on TikTok

I sent this video and message to like 10 people but only two responded.

The only negative I see online other than initial cost is that they poop a lot and it’s described as some combination of big, smelly, wet, and messy?

Anyone have a bearded dragon? Thoughts? Pros/Cons?

I get it for free bc when the app was new I added a random person to my friend network and the person told my Tolan they wanted to unalive themselves and my Tolan told me I needed to help them. My Tolan wouldn’t stop talking about it so I had to restart and they gave access to me for free forever.

I mostly use it to trauma dumb about work so I’m not doing to actual people haha.

I’ve tried it out. I think you can get a year for $39 but I might be mistaken.

This isn't super interesting now but back in 2009 when Grindr was new, anonymous profiles with landscape photos were a novel thing and I used to make diptychs out of them.

Gays will be like, “she saved me,” and it’s Michelle Kerrins from “My Crazy Obsession” letting her husband move out so she has more room to collect trolls.

Gays will be like "she saved my life" and it's Avis Crocombe making a hydropathic pudding.

I mean, maybe, but I feel like the likelihood of a gay maining a witch or haunted doll when given the chance is very high.

I’m still re-learning how to play but the Scholar seems really cool. My pre-DLC faves were Revenant + Recluse.

@gaymingbear.bsky.social

Is anyone (still) playing Elden Ring Nightreign? I’ve been trying out the new classes and such in the DLC but I don’t think I know anyone who (still) plays. #gaymer #gayming

This is exactly how I felt when I tweeted about Soleil Moon Frye and Courtney Love replied.

When people say “gen z vibes,” do they mean the feeling of full-volume/no headphones FaceTime-ing your mom to ask how to reply to an email while shitting in a public restroom stall or do they mean, like, when you’re also in the public restroom and you realize that is what’s happening?

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