inquisitively looking at you, Rachel.

everything is either reddit or tumblr
smiling friends? reddit
heated rivalry? tumblr
hazbin hotel looks like tumblr but is actually reddit.
twitter is reddit, 4chan used to be reddit but is actually tumblr now

David Lynch would have loved making a cameo on Ted Season 2

every war is a civil war when youre as woke as me

no rest until catturd2 is sentenced at the hague

*wokely transvestigates you*

I keep saying this to myself in a breaking news reporter voice

wait we literally went to the same high school? what the fuck?

Femtanyl .flacs from GirlCockEnjoyer564

Yall let kamala steal brat summer, are you gonna let her claim some oversanitized Dark Woke meme speak and fuck our shit up again?

Something i learned in therapy recently is "you can kill people". He wasn't super clear on whether or not i should, but was very assertive on my capabilities to do so "if i should need to"

Heaven On Their Minds Bass Cover YouTube video by poikl

youtube.com/watch?v=XQob...

Woke Jan 6th

I want to be Hayley Williams and David Byrne and another third thing

The children don't know that this is what 45% of internet humor looked like in the 00-10's. You'd get front page on newgrounds for making a 90 second ms paint animation about the adventures of ass ketchup in the world of Dorkémon

I love three men and theyre all named David

mutual aid providing breakfast every sunday in Seattle. Can't improve your community on an empty stomach ✊️

I should get a flask, my current shit is too embarassing *hits blinker on dab cart and coughs until my nose runs*

you either kill yourself cuz of the she/they situationship or you become the she/they situationship

White people peaked with DONTTRUSTME by 3OH!3 because it perfectly encapsulates the white man's ability to have both have dogshit and excellent bars within a 3 minute window

Matt Christman tweet about the stupidest day in American history has been the only real analysis of the empire for nearly a decade

Should I go on Twitter or Blue Sky = Should I be shot or hanged

love is fake and gay but i fuck with fake gays so i guess that's alright

but how will i find more smelly and autistic loser?

reckoning with the fact that engaging as a furry in Seattle means i'm always a few wrong decisions away from seeing Vaush in real life.

2026 i'm looking for about 49 more auntlike women to join my crew.

Standing on the train when there are still seats available is Virtue Signaling

Having a cat is like having a stuffed animal that occasionally hates you

Spent a lot of this year revisiting David Lynch's work as well as exploring his various biographies. Deeply insane man, yet overwhelmingly kind and passionate. Very inspiring. I promise to be more insane if you promise to still love me.

Praying in the name of the lord. You know which one i'm talking about ;)

Dissapointed Stepfather: every year with this faggot