Played D&D Horrified this weekend - setup was super complicated but the gameplay was ok with the starter bosses. We took one look at the bizarre Red Dragon boss minigame and decided to play Sentinels instead.
Life is terrible, but a new McDonald’s meal provides just the right bit of endorphins and grease to fend off the dark thoughts for an hour
Werner Hertzog doesn’t believe in therapy, but after listening the the audiobook of his memoirs I feel like perhaps I should start
They really should have me on their podcast
On @robindlaws.bsky.social and @kennethhite.bsky.social ‘s podcast hey said Dubai chocolate is a cover story for a Druid cult in that Middle Eastern governments collaborate with to hide their underground pistachio caves
I thought, "Pistachio Caves... thats's a great drag queen name"
A tragedy in four parts
Dungeon Crawl Classics – Forty-fourth Session
Forty-fourth Session - We continue our CQB-filled city fighting as we try to liberate Fythorp from the undead. We get to murder some live people too, as a bonus! Lady Skeam We continue to clear the Cider House, which still has poisoner monks in it that…
Dungeon Crawl Classics – Forty-third Session
Forty-Third Session - Time to liberate Fythorp from its undead masters! Fythorp is actually the village of Hirot from DCC 66.5 Doom of the Savage Kings. Paul our GM used ChatGPT to convert it to "what would happen after a bunch of undead take over!" AI…
Dungeon Crawl Classics – Forty-second Session
Forty-Second Session - We talk to every NPC who will talk to us in Weebrook and then head off to the undead army occupied Fythorp to begin our guerilla resistance. But first, Gallfred goes to meet the local witch Ymae the Mad Widow. Seems like there's…
Dungeon Crawl Classics – Forty-first Session
Forty-First Session - Travel is easily as dangerous as dungeons in DCC. We return from the Mortal Kombat Dimension and travel first to Wymoor and then to Weebrook, and there's quite some trouble along the way! First, we meet a weird cursed chimera doing…
Dungeon Crawl Classics – Fortieth Session
Fortieth Session - Ned finally fights in the Wizard Kumite! But that's not the height of drama this session because it turns out Soylent Green is people!!! And the island we're on sinks. Since we are in a crazy wizard deathmatch tournament, some of the…
On the plus side these will all make boss indoor paintball courts
I am falling down the Tubi rabbit hole and getting radicalized help me
The Grinch That Stole Bitches
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care…
James Talarico: Christian nationalists walk around with a mouth full of scripture and a heart full of hate. Don't tell me what you believe. Show me how you treat other people, and I'll tell you what you believe
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“AI is eliminating jobs” because this kind of trash is what people are spending their time on
Hey guess what companies the guaranteed way to not get the feedback that you are allegedly asking for is to link me to a giant ass survey that’s going to take an hour to complete.
I would demand 60% and make you do some algebra to make my drink
I did ask why, I got a boomer parent answer. “The handyman told me to get some of that stuff.” “But why is it in with the hair products?” “It didn’t work anyway, <long diatribe followed>.”
I remember how we were all aghast at the gorilla glue hair lady and were like “how could that even happen.” Then at my family homestead over the holidays, I see this in the bathroom.. I apologize, now I know.
A thousand monkeys on typewriters is peak art to many
I can only assume RFK disagrees
Dungeon Crawl Classics – Thirty-Ninth Session
Thirty-Ninth Session - MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! We go with Ned to an occult island where wizards gather to fight it out one-on-one tournament style. Ned blows a magic horn and some robots sail us out to the recently risen island-town of Dagon, inhabited…
Dungeon Crawl Classics – Thirty-Eighth Session
Thirty-Eighth Session - We save some witches from a giant centipede, and try to hook Ned up with the least gruesome of the witches, but we are on a timetable - apparently a timetable to be eaten by moth-bats. We go to a Secret Cave - I think the goal…
Dungeon Crawl Classics – Thirty-Seventh Session
Thirty-Seventh Session - It's a tie as to what's the most dangerous experience this session - tentacle-birthed monstrous servitors of a dark god, or Ned setting our campsite on fire - twice. We travel through weird random encounters and Ned setting…
Dungeon Crawl Classics – Thirty-Sixth Session
Thirty-Sixth Session - We head from Kingspire to Wymoor and meet some bewitched goons we manage not to murder, and then some other goons we do murder. We take our large retinue on the road. The first night, we meet the artifact hunters on the road that…
Dungeon Crawl Classics – Thirty-Fifth Session
Thirty-Fifth Session - It's back into the caves below the Magnusson crypt to best the Silver Skull! This is made more complicated by the characters still being body-swapped - but the dice are on our side and the Silver Skull generally loses his spells.…
That sounds good till you realize the cosmic horror level implications of the word “all”
The new “yas queen”
