I’m trying the low carb diet. Eating a bunch of recipes that taste like a divorce

Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky educational series

Horses are crazy. Imagine being able to to trample someone to death and being named “Chestnut”

Mine wud send me memes NONSTOP

My friends when I say I’m gonna cut out sugar #cats #kitties

Rats taught to drive tiny cars to lower their stress levels Researchers taught rats to drive tiny "ratmobiles" in exchange for food, which helped the rats relax.

Somewhere up in heaven, Richard Scarry is like “fuck yeah, told you so”: www.bbc.com/news/world-u...

I accidentally paid too much for something and now I’m mad at everyone on earth

Was worried growing my hair out wud make me look femme but then I remembered what I looked like with long hair

Me at gay bars

“I am become Shiva, destroyer of jobs”

a small axolotl is walking on a piece of paper . ALT: a small axolotl is walking on a piece of paper .

Who tf named these?

“Hamlet” sounds as silly as “Hamnet” when you think about it

a man playing a guitar with the words " i hurt myself today " next to him ALT: a man playing a guitar with the words " i hurt myself today " next to him

Training to get Pilates certified

Feeling this level of dumb today

Just did a search on “miniatures” on Bluesky in order to plug my show on miniatures and it’s trending cuz Bovino is in the news rn

Almost bought these for myself

oh it's going to be a Recession recession

Who the hell needs Garage Band on their phone?

Help me lord, Accidentally clicked on the ASL version of “one battle after another”

If u started off as liberal and then became conservative you were never really liberal. Ur just someone who likes yelling at ppl

JD Vance Claims Renée Good Had No Authority To Be Alive In First Place

JD Vance Claims Renée Good Had No Authority To Be Alive In First Place

The power of Christ compels you!
#cats #kitties

The actor who plays human Jar Jar Binks is 6’1”

I love when my cats get so relaxed they start to look demonic #cats

This makes everyone feel less safe right?

The new IOS update

If u tell someone ur poly and their first response isn’t “no shit. Ya think?!” Ur probably not doing it right