Aaaaand block.

I don’t care.

A man was murdered. Have some humanity.

Not sure I’ll be back here.

I don’t care about your politics. If you’re joking or celebrating about someone being murdered, you can fuck off.

Opens Closes
BlueSky. BlueSky.

Osteotomy, scarf and akin, plus I broke the metatarsal the day after the op.

Oh I’m fine, it’s just…

Ikr?

“Oh god, I’ve got to go to a reception in one of the city’s famous Guild Halls. Woe is me. Waily waily” etc.

Drinks reception on Threadneedle St. In a fracture boot.

I’m getting a taxi.

God grant me the confidence of someone trying to refute a govt press release quoted by Reuters using a fucking instagram post as their evidence.

Not sparking joy?

Having just watched Alien: Earth, this does not spark joy.

Indian spiced rack of lamb going to into the oven.

Bring sides.

This is my favourite.

Oh you know, spent ages on hold to AXA Health to tell them they’ve paid for something they shouldn’t have only to be told I have to write to them.

No pal, it’s your money not mine and if you can’t be bothered, neither can I.

No good deed ever goes unpunished does it?

Rarely used word these days, rotter.

See also silly billy and balderdash.

I see Grogu had a heavy night.

Never underestimate the healing powers of being silly. For you and others.

Be silly as much as you can, as often as you can.

Goodnight x

I had a like today on the other place from a bona fide pornstar and “domme”.

She follows me! 😱

Holly - the dog who sleeps through fireworks - did NOT like the emergency alarm.

Dignity

Just a spoonful.

I’ll be damned if I’m taking off this dress for this govt!

And not for the first time

As if he doesn’t have enough to do without driving a removal van ffs.

She probably spent ages getting it like that and there you are about to ruin it.

I want YOU to stop stealing children’s baseballs.

Some might say national treasure.

Not me though.