A depressed man says "well there goes the last of the dopamine." He sits on the coutch and says "maybe if I watch all my favourite TV shows again I can get it back." Months pass. His beard grow steadily. After finishing, he now has a ZZ Top beard. "It didn't work," he says.

John Henry: I, John Henry, can beat any machine Robot: you, me, smash bros *J.H. and robot playing smash bros* Robot, thinking: sweet fuck this guy's good

what even is this lol

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