you can simply steal a nuclear warhead and launch it at a city just to watch peoples reactions! Or force them in a carnival where they have to kill their own friends to survive... only for you to shoot them dead anyways!"
"Sometimes the status quo can be... boring. I do get why people love it but...
Chaos is usually where it is at! Chaos inherently twists the status quo! The kind of despair and chaos that keeps life from being boring is my specialty!
Why should we settle for a status quo where nothing happens when-
"Probably for the best they don't know. You'd be talked up by the fucking boyscout in spandex there.
Darkrai... Darkrai...."
He did remember he was stalking a girl and her girlfriend a while ago and tried to kill them. He was interrupted by a strange figure with a name similar to that...-
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Iono buddy. Iono buddies-.
"Oh... Oh.. .Well shiiiiiit! You don't look like you came out of a furcon or out of an anime! Guess they did a shit job, haven't they?
Don't tell the Justice League this. They'd try to recruit you to be a goody-goody two shoes!
Please tell me the scientists died slowly!"
"Hybrids. So what you're saying is they're making a few superheroes that will only run for a short issue before being fodder for Darkseid. Got it!"
Jokers mind goes... somewhere.
"Or is it like when they kidnap humans and splice them with dog DNA to make them an obedient doggy?"
Ouch..
"Give me some Ciroc. That hits the spot whenever I am in the mood for a drink!"
"...Who the hell has "Team" in their organization. That's like calling a Dog "Puppy".
If they don't have a Rocket ship, I'd be disappointed as all hell!"
"Wow. It wouldn't be the first time I had my brains ooze out of my ear. And don't worry, I bet you to harvesting my own skin before.
If Supes can't kill me and Bats obviously doesn't want to do it, I doubt you'd do it. Now give me the good stuff!"
"You see, if you see someone cosplaying as a bat running around and beating up criminals, you should realize he's the true bad guy!
And I have to keep him under control! Someone has to keep the Batman under control!"
Riiiiight.
"Nah. You'll get that Bud Light crap that the Bats drinks for the rest of your life! ENJOY!"
"Seems this goofy town knows the one and only from Gotham!
Now hit me with some ice cold vodka, Troll boy! Go on!"
"Who brought the Troll here because he's out of his bridge and serving alcohol!"
Dammit, Joker.
โHey do I got a Blooze Skye? Cโmon guys! I need a Blooze Skye! Wait a minuteโฆโ
*MOE FROM THE SIMPSONS JOINS BLUESKY!*
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Had to.
"Writer, writer! I'm fighting a war! Don't let some Project Moon lookalike bitch steal my lines!"
Shut your mouth and beat up Kiryu, yous stupid clown.
one for you, Kiryu my boy!"
Suddenly he'd show what that gun is as he'd shoot the "BANG!" flag out, showing it is a spear as it is heading right at Kiryu!
"You know what they say. Hooker, Line, and Sinker."
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Prince of Crime, it comes to not surprise he puts emphasis on being a clown, usually.
He would uppercut the Dragon of Dojima in the face as he jumped away, getting his some distance.
And then he'd pull a gun but....
BANG!!
Is that a Bang flag on there?
"Like the Joke? I got another good-
In fact, he relishes it! It is his own way to gauge Kiryu too.
"Y'know, you punch like a friend of mine back in Gotham! Next thing you know, you'll be running around like a bat and have an even raspier voice than usual!"
It's almost ike he isn't taking Kiryu seriously. Given he /is/ the clown-
If there is a definition of a "Gang War" this would be it. Yakuza and Gotham City gangsters, duking it out in such a violent fight.
Joker however actually let Kiryus fist connect to his face! After all, fighting a certain Batman for so long, Joker doesn't seem to mind the pain at all. No,-
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I'll get a Joker response to the Kiryu battle soon. Muse has been dead on Joker for a while.
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I am kind of tempted for Joker to have his face torn off somehow at the end of this war, like in New 52.
Just to make him even more deranged and to have some injury on him.
his Gang of Joker clown gang members began charging. Joker is front and center in swinging his crowbar right at Kiryus head as the two gangs begin to collide!
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"The Joker Gang versus some pathetic little Yakuza boys!
Oh, I won't kill you, Kiryu. I'll make you watch as everyone in Unmei and soon, everyone you love will die as slow and miserable as possible! I want to BREAK you!"
And with a snap of his fingers, Joker held out his crowbar as he and-
"Oh, how glorious! Some Jiritsu members told me about you! The Dragon of Dojima, Kazuma Kiryu himself! You're pretty much a legend in Japan!
I was expecting someone like Superman or someone very weak. Looks like I got who I needed!"
The goons would slam their baseball bats and load their guns-
He trusts the Kryptonian boyscout to focus on not doing collateral damage and actually helping them go even if the Joker gets the biggest Tackle of his life.
Besides. The only other alternative was pissing his rival Batman and he doesn't have the strength to do so.
Step #1: Piss off Superman to the point of having him go after you.
Step #2: Line yourself up near the objects as he's coming.
Step #3:
"So-called heroes, you say? I'm no hero, I can tell you that much already, but this is a world full of things I cherish, so if you and Jiritsu think you can waltz in and break this world and the people in it..
Then you better be ready to get beaten to the ground.. because we're not giving up!"
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