Absolute Unit @notBObR055 Follow I HAVE PAID AN ETSY WITCH TO UNFUCK THE MARINERS, BESTIES HELP ME MANIFEST dAdd 18:20 • 05 Sep 25 • 196K Views

WE HAVE CONFIRMATION OF THE SPELL

Seattle Mariners @Mariners shoutout to the etsy witch seattle 18 FINAL Atlanta 2 9.7.25

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ETSY WITCHES ARE HAVING A MOMENT

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bruh i fumbled the bag today. u killed it!

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this is literally me btw. when ur being mean to me on here this is who ur being mean to

nah molly isn’t a hard drug. molly is a girl’s name so it’s definitely a soft, weak drug

wait. this is the reason? babe…

it sucks not being able have my own place, but unlike all the whining liberals i can admit when something is partially on me. 2008 was a golden opportunity for first time homeowners and i, stupidly, missed my shot. being a fourth grader was no excuse

being an aunt is my favorite thing in the world

no because why are middle schoolers so funny?

this kid was “mad” at a girl talking to him so he pulled a tv remote out of his pocket and pointed it at her and said “i’m turning you off”.

I know dreams can be pretty weird in general, but there is nothing like dreaming when you’re sick.

Because tell me why tf I dreamt that Skylar was shooting protestors in the streets to make money for our honeymoon? 😭

I’m sad and I want to talk to my brother but he’s asleep 😕

a student told me i looked like strawberry shortcake today and i think that’s the best compliment i’ve ever received

mentioned my student debt and my wife says "you ever wish you didn't marry for love?"

HUH

not to be dramatic or anything but i would literally die for my cats