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Posts by Space Pirate K

Ok hear me out...I'd get some blobby on my knobby.

2 weeks ago 3 0 0 0

There's never a bad time to stare at a cat....as long as it doesn't start speaking directly to you in a language you understand. If that happens, be concerned.

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

TL;DR: I got a real job, I like my money more than I like most of you, (especially Jae Docleton...Fak U Jae.), this last line is indeed a shitpost and I'll see you guys on the other side of the screen with some far funnier shit to say/do once we get the schedule figured out!

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1 month ago 6 0 1 0

I will actually be setting up a schedule for streams from here on out based off of what my work hours will be. I don't know how many days a week I will be streaming now or the length of those streams, that will be decided once I get things rolling with the job.

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1 month ago 6 0 1 0

So first off THIS IS NOT A GRADUATION POST. You cocksuckers couldn't get rid of me no matter how hard you try.

I have just been offered a new job and my starting date is set for the first week of April currently. This means I will no longer be streaming daily, or at weird hours.

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1 month ago 8 2 1 0

Saw him once, was about to land on a bloom and the open VC started exploding on my ear as everyone was scrambling to recover their harvesters and then suddenly the horizon turned into teeth. Barely avoided getting munched, and I avoid big blooms now like they are instant death.

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

IDK which one is worse, the small ones....or the BIG ONE.

2 months ago 1 0 1 0

It me, Im the freaky

2 months ago 2 0 0 0
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But then there's this...NGL as off as the movie was...the ship....*Chef's Kiss*

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

This is the only correct answer

2 months ago 1 0 1 0

Shit, hope everything's ok.

2 months ago 0 0 0 0

This actually makes me want to commit a violent crime.

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

All the I.Q. points she drains from others go directly to the tits and ass. Not a single one reaches her brain.

2 months ago 5 0 1 0

Sam, you can't be your own sleep demon.

2 months ago 1 0 0 0

Sorry for the sudden stream cut off earlier, had to deal with a situation on the homefront. Stream will resume at 1pm.

2 months ago 2 0 1 0

Please help me....please.....my grandmothers dying, and both our water heater and gas furnace heater needs fixing/replacing, I can't do this, please help

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2 months ago 27 47 0 6
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No, it's Free Action to piss in the wounds of the dying....WHILE LAUGHING.

2 months ago 2 0 0 0

Ftr/Bar is me on base impulse, War/Src is me with prep time...choose your ass whoopin wisely.

2 months ago 2 0 0 0

Fuck you, I am the multi-class bastard your dad warned you about.

2 months ago 5 2 2 2

Sorry, just us Lefties here.

2 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Somedays you enjoy existing, other days you spend a stream creating a ridiculous fortress on Fallout 76. Welcome to Castle Trashskull.

2 months ago 6 0 0 0
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No context offered, just 6 idiots and one with no filter.

2 months ago 1 1 0 0
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Umm....did Amazon MGM actually cook?

2 months ago 1 0 2 0

Things we learned today during stream.
Salad can scream really REALLY Loud.
I should not try to make friends with floating balls.
Esmie is a one Feesh army.
Burner gets profiled....even by aliens.

3 months ago 6 0 0 0

Apologies, should have clarified this is a discord account. His Twitch is mrscoot21

3 months ago 1 0 1 0
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Me when I realize it's 3am I'm wide awake and still fucking around in discord with the homies.

3 months ago 5 1 1 0
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I can also vouch about Scoot being a sexpest towards me and a number of my friends. They tried to message me about wanting a second chance so desperately, trying to reach out through various other platforms.

Don't give this guy your time and just ban them, Discord, Twitch, BluSky, etc.

3 months ago 7 4 1 0
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Just a heads up to those who have had issues with MrScoot in the past. The brainless fucker is back on a new account and once again trying to get back into communities he was banned from.

3 months ago 11 5 3 2

Grilled Kiwi slices off the coast of Sweden. All of these things lost....like tears in the rain.

3 months ago 1 0 0 0

I see another one has rejoined the wasteland...

3 months ago 2 0 0 0