I talked it over with my favorite chin hair and we’ll allow it.

¿dos equis? ¿en esta economía?

screenshot of bluesky service status page Service status Last updated 12:04:19 AM | Next update in 51 sec. Some systems down A We are investigating an incident with service in one of our reginos April 16, 2026 at 06:42 GMT+00:00

please, my reginos, they are very sick

if you see me in the wild do NOT make eye contact. i am full of caffeine and beef brisket and i do not appreciate your stares

"forbidden"
"not able to connect"
"not enough resources"

bluesky are you my most recent ex

if there are horrors worse than having to poop minutes before the opening of a very important delivery window, i don’t know them

an incredibly blurry photo of a package that was delivered

should hang this delivery confirmation photo in the louvre

i just learned about the baader meinhof phenomenon recently and now it seems like everywhere i look people are talking about it

christian scientists when orion/integrity appears from the other side of the moon on easter monday: they are risen

i am disappointed to report that not a single film in the debbie does dallas cinematic universe passes the bechdel test

i am disappointed to report that not a single film in the debbie does dallas cinematic universe passes the bechdel test

a screenshot showing the net earnings from licensing photography as $0.06

them: why don't u make a living off ur photography

the living off ur photography:

Imalume Tracked Down Photo Thieves. Then They Paid $7,000 If you're worried that your photos are being used without permission, or even being profited off, Imalume is here to help fix that

Imalume - the platform I built for photographers to find places online where their photos are being used without permission and to invoice those sites for their unlicensed use - just got its first review, and it's in the freaking Phoblographer blog!

www.thephoblographer.com/2026/03/30/i...

trying to explain to the aliens that crash landed in my backyard for the third time that no, catholics are not addicted to cats

grimace has no belly button, proving once and for all that he is a gift From god

i asked a magic 8 ball if everything was going to be ok and it collapsed in on itself like a dying star is that good

JT Smith - 2026 Spring Mixtape | PROGRESSIVE HOUSE + TRANCE | 2 hour nonstop DJ mix YouTube video by JT Smith

my spring mixtape is here!

men have pee pees and women have vajay jays

acab includes impark employees

everything i've ever learned about dwayne johnson has been against my will

[nodding] the boston bombing

breaking: billy joel to release 2026 update to his classic anthem, titled “we started the fire”

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

u know a perogy hate to see me comin

that looks beautiful (the wife, the beach, the wohven shirt)

pulling an ocean’s 11 at the mcdonalds corporate office so i can find out how they milk grimace

*watching ted lasso*
[to my wife] how much do u think jamie tartt being an asshole is due to the fact that he was definitely called jamie fartt in school

hmm u may be on to something