They should add an evil horse emoji. An emoji of a horse who is evil

CNN headline Ultraprocessed foods are turning human thighs into well-marbled steaks 16 HR AGO By Sandee LaMotte

Sandee LaMotte for Cannibal News Network

You know who I hate? My peers. Absolute fucking worst, every last one of them. Now, what type of people did you say this jury was?

What a relief that the economy is fine

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WaPo website replaced search with AI and it's going great

The destruction of all search engines is the tech story of the last decade imo

"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope." Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war. A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic. Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope. https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

Screenshot of a British Vogue Instagram story. A blonde white man stands with his hands behind his back in a TV studio. He’s wearing a flesh-colored sweater with a banded circular cutout in the center and a bright red shirt underneath. It looks like a gaping b-hole.

My man is rocking the Goatse sweater

i will never forget how elon musk said absolutely nothing at all about the NASA artemis ii mission except one post making fun of that women who took the photo of the launch in the reflection of her glasses. he hates space

you either die a sponge or live long enough to see yourself become the bob

digital art. crying cat wearing a cowboy hat

cat

the devil just blinked

I miss the days when presidential scandals were just that Obama wore panties to a press conference that said JUICY on the back even though we could all see his ass was long and lifeless.

Dee Reynolds from It's Always Sunny singing the end of the Nightman Cometh. She sings "just to be clear i did not write that song and have never had sex with a child"

why did Melania say this at her press conference?

top half of the word 'y'all'

some of y'all:

Three panel comic. Panel 1: the babadook is standing, leaning against the booth at a restaurant table. He’s chatting with a family sitting at the table, “So I took the paycheck from the movie, and I bought this place.” Panel 2: the father of the family asks, “you still get royalties for that?” Panel 3: the babadook replies, “eh. Like 40 bucks.” The father says, “no kidding.” There is signage on the wall behind them that reads “Baba’s Greek Bistro”.

every teenagers #214 today i am excited about excaping the Torture labyrinth

Every photo of Altman looks like he just got caught jerking off in the ball pit at Chuck E Cheese

please save us from a war against Islam, *reading closely* uh, George W Bush

goatse hands on the dark side of the moon

this really was for me

Is there a Mr. Me With That Shit?

*angrily waving at the moon to move*

A Facebook????? Post of a few boy bratz dolls lined up and the caption says "Oh hell ya the trans mascs arrived"

ive just realized ive never showed you all this image. i love this image.

a photo I took of a full moon

the moon is cool as hell

(rejecting a call as a crew member of artemis ii) i'm PSSSHHH going PSSHHHH through a tunPPSHHHnel

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 1h I am DEAD!! Still trying to get to heaven if possible. THANK YOU for your attention to this matter. -DJT

lol okay now what would you do if you were a senator

Just people living in peace, not even worried about the famous crimes of The Decapitator and the even more famous crimes of The Decapitator 2 which would begin three days later

Pink sidewalk ramp with yellow graffiti saying “FART”. A woman’s legs in pink leggings and pink shoes, and a pink purse, are also visible in frame