NOTHING gets past me on april fools. i make sure to comment "april fools 🤣" under every post so everyone knows i'm in fact not a fool. couldn't be me. i'm good at jokes

i went to 4 shows last week. at 2 of them i saw at least 1 camo hat from one of the other shows

what's wrong babe your band's merch table doesn't have a camo hat with orange lettering

my life is actively worse on the days where i can’t take MARTA to work and have to drive through atlanta traffic

i couldn’t do it on desktop but it let me on mobile. the process threatened to remove the verified check from the work account but it didn’t happen

it won't even let me remove my work account 👌

social media managers/people running shared instagram accounts should be raising a stink about this, i just stumbled upon it.

meta should have made the logging in part opt-in in the first place, not opt-out. now they want to put the toothpaste back in the tube for people who opted out. classic!

update: need more toothpaste. the winner will be the closest one to the end of the aisle

me when i. me when uh she. when she does um. when i. when she. yeah

Charles Entertainment Kirk

i can fix it

i have the power to make this happen

which is more cringe to be on, threads or bluesky

too late bud

logging on to this web site

rhyming ass post

driving a car is cringe. extremely shameful activity

if you're a red-blooded american who values true freedom this is the most wonderful time of the year: open enrollment

why do i even try on this website

who up hallowing they ween

the highest honor you can ever achieve in america is having a section of 4 lane highway named after you

i (millennial) have decided that 🤹 is the official 67 emoji

who up birming they ham

thinking about becoming one of those upside-down-letters-on-white-hat kind of dudes

it appears i’ve struck a nerve!

haveing a hot dog right now

okay does cycling bsky know about this literal “TODAY FOCACCIA”

crazy name for a data center

it me and i angy