Finally nice outside and I got these fuckin things following me everywhere

bro said his guitar gently weeps...

it’s what the Gru fandom is saying!

Bob kevin and stuard killed and ate each other thats why they not in new Minions Movie

he's been going viral lately. hundreds of thousands of likes.

Rip goat

if you go to jail first thing you do is find the biggest, scariest dude and beg him to protect you

England's King is pregnant with a Very Large Egg that he will lay in the coming months.

Upon hatching, the New Born Prince will consume his Progenitor during the Grand Coronation Jubilee, as is tradition.

Bragging about a party I went to: yeah and Jafar was there. From Aladdin. Dude gets crazy.

Ono, Lennon, dressed like Cult Leaders

"It's the top kind of Slavery you know. And I won't have to talk to Ringo anymore"

If John Lennon was not shot in the head by Proletarian Hero Mark David Chapman, he would’ve been a great candidate to be sold into White Slavery

Scott Adams died and I changed my username on here to Woke Dilbert

had to post this one after seeing your reply. too good

57 seconds of lore, 3 seconds of "got all these out of a hole." (he's the exact typa dude you expect)