My thoughts exactly. I wonder how many stock buybacks they'll do.

Whew… The Pitt tonight. Who says NICU trauma disappears?

It was a constant struggle, dependent on budgets, dueling egos, and keeping the focus on student learning.

How did you get them past the TSA... Oh wait, never mind.

Did this in my previous position. It depended on the requestor, but we shoot for: 1) Accessibility for all OS/Platforms, 2) Ease of use, 3) Ensure proper training 4) TRY to make the experience the same across campus, 5) Don't buy tech for tech's sake.

a man in a purple suit is dancing on a stage with a caption that says you don t have the votes Alt: a man in a purple suit is dancing on a stage with a caption that says you don t have the votes

I'm no mathematician, but I have seen Hamilton.

I live in one of the Missouri counties that had a property tax freeze on the ballot. We definitely aren’t a big county. We had 10% voter turnout and in the unofficial tally the measure went down by 29 votes. Every single vote matters, friends!

Nice try, Mr. journalist... Ya' almost got me!

Pistols at dawn... I think she can take him.

I'm no math wizard, but if the 9 passes had all voted yes, that equals a vote of 46-45. "Who? ME? I didn't vote for it! Nor did I vote against it!"

My 16 year old nephew is throwing shade at me, now.

Preach, sister. It's a $5500 bathroom decoration piece at this point.

I was fully expecting to see the AR-wielding ICE people "volunteering" their time to escort them through Dulles...err, Donald J. Trump International Airport.

...and Delta announcing that Congress wouldn't have their "Get out of line free" card, as they prepped to recess.

We used to create Jabberwocky-esque passages in AP English... Ya' know, only filthy.

I apologize for trolling the final comment slide. I submitted my comment, and it simply went back to the same question. I'm just padding the results.

The real story… under any other president this would be jail time…

Feel like this video is AI-generated.

Just picked up mine, in indigo, from the UPS man at lunch. Still the same mostly seamless out of the box experience. I'm fully armed and operational, while a new Windows box would be about halfway through updates at this point.

If there are nerds amongst my followers, I just bought a Macbook Neo. Feel free to fire questions and I'll answer to the best of my ability. Base model (8/256, in Indigo)

Utiini!!

A humorous diorama of a skateboarder jumping over a map of Iran from Kuwait to Pakistan to avoid the Strait of Hormuz. Four figures illustrate the stages of the trick from "Power Ollie" to "Stomp Landing," carrying "OIL" barrels. The title reads: "How to Skateboard Over Iran (and Avoid the Strait of Hormuz)."

I propose my solution: Tony Hawk's Pro Tanker 4:

A humorous diorama of a skateboarder jumping over a map of Iran from Kuwait to Pakistan to avoid the Strait of Hormuz. Four figures illustrate the stages of the trick from "Power Ollie" to "Stomp Landing," carrying "OIL" barrels. The title reads: "How to Skateboard Over Iran (and Avoid the Strait of Hormuz)."

Problem = Solved. Now when do I get my Florsheims?

A humorous diorama of a skateboarder jumping over a map of Iran from Kuwait to Pakistan to avoid the Strait of Hormuz. Four figures illustrate the stages of the trick from "Power Ollie" to "Stomp Landing," carrying "OIL" barrels. The title reads: "How to Skateboard Over Iran (and Avoid the Strait of Hormuz)."

Well done! You read my mind, as I was working with Gemini to create a similar image!

I saw this same one and [briefly] thought about it for my college-bound son. Then I fully read the title, and, "Nope!"

I may need to propose this in our next NICU PFAC meeting. Where shall I send royalty checks? 😀

I was a cat person, but my wife converted me. Puppies are a lot of work, but they quickly become integral parts of the family. I can't imagine life without a dog, now.

Get back to class, son! 😉

Radical Islamists can't have a nuclear bomb... Radical Christians? Totally OK!

Is your account actually my teenage son in disguise??