Bluesky is certainly winning on the “open to instantly feel a deeply unpleasant mix of sadness anger and confusion alongside seeing the funniest joke of the day” front. The human experience

Currently at a gym that is playing 3OH!3 what is going on

They’re playing an EDM remix of I Want It That Way at this bar rn and I’m very upset

:(

You Are Invited YouTube video by Dismemberment Plan - Topic

youtu.be/SrOb-KMzWHo

If you post on Bluesky you post in real life

I do not have enough billions to only drink the first sip of coke, but it is the best sip and is what I would do, had I the billions

I get these all the time with the name of a close friend who is also a journalist. I have no idea how the scammers know we know each other or that we’re especially close

*on deathbed* My only regret is not googling more stuff before Google started sucking

My moderation settings filter everything except posts originating from the Daniel Exchange

I been hacked.
all my bluesky invites gone. this just sold please help me

This is just the first 4 movies

Mission Impossible predicted:
- 9/11
- Bioweapon lab leak theory
- Operators
- Havanna Syndrome
- Spy balloon

At the Guggenheim excited to consume some content!

My cat in infrared staring directly into the cat cam. Her eyes are glowing like laser eyes

One of my cats has learned out about the cat cam

Having such a horrible experience on a bus that I would even consider tweeting about it

Having such a horrible experience at a hotel that I would even consider tweeting about it

I am reborn

List of good rectangles:
- cigarette packages
- the Nintendo DS Lite
- those Donald Judd books
- most card decks

Every time you say “late capitalism” you have to give me a dollar

You can only read 600 posts per day on Bluesky because that’s how many there are

If only someone would make a post about how Twitter is doing, I have no idea, haven’t heard anything in a bit

Today buying halal food the man at the counter looked Diana solemnly and said “you are very sweaty”

also this only comes up bc Mark is talking to this analyst bc the analyst is also a greek orthodox priest and Mark’s production company wants to make a docu series about the investment analyst greek orthodox priest

The best part of Wahl Street is that it’s not until the end of the season that Mark talks to an actual investment analyst about a deal he’s considering and the analyst says “normally I spend weeks or months looking into companies. I only spent 25 mins on this one - it’s a bad investment”

Spent my whole flight to Toronto watching the entirety of season 1 of Wahl Street then stepped off the plane to immediately see an in-airport Wahlburger and someone wearing a Municipal shirt please help

The new Aphex Twin EP was posted in every music channel in every Discord server I'm in

The frequency that I’m changing my profile picture on here is humiliating. Don’t worry I will change it again.

Oh cool Anonymous follows me. I’ve always been saying they should take my advice