Remember when the Kony 2012 guy had his brain so broken by social media he was found naked on the street doing weird sex stuff and vandalizing everything within reach? What if 13 years later we made the whole government out of that guy

once i finally got into a band, i bought a bass big muff, and i’m pretty sure it was because of robert sledge on the bass guitar

sorry everyone

[action bronson voice] sittin at the home of the pacers, watchin the mars volta right across from the banner of reggie miller

trump’s america

WHATS UP CLONES WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, IT'S YOUR PIMP IN THE BOX, THE KING OF SMACK, HAVE A TAKE AND DONT SUCK

really hope the guardians still get to do the mario jump after all this

[drake fake patois voice] volkswagen tiguan

People are upset that video of the murder of a billionaire is all over their feeds. I get that but I’ve also spent the past year seeing graphic videos of dead children in Gaza and most people seem pretty chill about THAT so I’m not taking today’s moral panic very seriously, sorry 🤷‍♂️

i think if you start an instagram collection and make it a collab, other parties should not get to delete it

just noticed in the latest iOS that if you push a volume button, the screen “indents” in a little black arc right next to it. as someone who had an iphone X with a dead corner in the screen for years, you can’t be playing these games, tim apple

my dad couldn’t even get off his ass to see steve vai play king crimson songs. how do you fumble THIS view?

game show legend chuck woolery has died at the age of 83. sources say he was trying to charge his samsung galaxy S2-and-2

learning that Oprah's real name is Orpah is one of those wedge factoids that will permanently destroy your ability to speak normally about her ever again. it alters your brain chemistry. "Do you mean Orpah?" you'll say, every time. if you're reading this it's already too late

probably for the best that the chill guy stuff happened just after halloween

no stream today, matt miller needs to replenish his blood supply #selfcare

“I like MY cheese drippy… bruh?”

good luck, m8

take it you’re not a brat bro?

gimmick emo band called mehmet oz cobb

oh do you feel betrayed by your tv friend you fucking saps. go lick the bottom of the project lincolns guys foot

headline: "Dr Ronald Weiss, Ottawa's 'wayne gretzky' of vasectomies, dies"

I refuse to understand what on earth this headline means.

very on the nose for my home state to have allowed "14WORDS" as a custom license plate, and statthalter-elect braun isn't even in office yet

just wait until august, we’ll find you a bird from the 6 at the gig

they probably would come up with new material before you tho

at least it’s not threads

hey, so, i guess we are trying this again

And that's why you never protest genocide. It might make the party doing it lose.

(Fred Schneider voice) you got a fast CAR

jesus, are we trying this again