#BAONPDX will miss one of our favorite supervillains! Best of luck on your next journey Jess.

#PhilOut #RCTID

Have we had a truly decisive win? I would say not yet. Meanwhile Phil complains of bad calls and early season mechanics.

Now the US is threatening to blockade the strait? We live in the most bizarre, most stupid timeline ever.

Who knew yall were Rush fans?! Nice

We consistently played the ball to the 3/4 mark and got stuck- no ideas and no leadership taking them forward. And that game could have gone either way. We didn’t win decisively. Gaps remain and back patting should be quick and get back to work. #RCTID

Narrator’s voice: the Timbers did not, in fact, shit said bed.

I love being wrong for the right reasons. #RCTID

Finn is a beast. #RCTID

We hit 3/4 field and die. #RCTID

Coach is clearly out of ideas and the players are showing it. #RCTID

That was a nice curler.

Red card if ever there was one. #RCTID

So anyway here’s hoping we don’t shit the bed again tomorrow. #RCTID

If we can’t beat their deep bench at home…

The art of the deal

Taco Tuesday it is.

“Bad calls” narrative stays solid for 2026 so far. Bring on the wooden spoon! #RCTID

It feels like more.

How are we not in last place?!

Can’t say I’m looking forward to LA on the 11th. If this is the best we’ve got from a fully healthy team we’ve got a long season ahead. Thank goodness I have Thorns season tickets to bring some joy.

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Hahahahaha we’re so terrible in the final minutes. It’s like a supernatural ability. Wow. #RCTID

My gosh just giving balls away.

And he’s capped his night unfortunately. Wow. #RCTID

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Doesn’t appear to know what to do with the ball when he gets it. Not his night.

Apple commentators talking like we’ve already won. Do…they not watch Timbers soccer? #RCTID

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