I also feel like KFC needs to be on notice, the only reason Popeyes hasn’t driven them out of business is people don’t know if it’s owned by that sailor.

Rockwell guy standing up painting

This chair is uncomfortable.

game’s gone

He didn’t need to learn how to takeoff or land. Just how to steer for a while.

Enjoy the chicken

The Jedi are basically if NPR had to form a society.

Look at That Girl YouTube video by Otis Redding - Topic

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At 1:34 when he sings, “One more time, you fine foxy thing you!”

Operation Sweaty Palms

The writers of Rome must have been smoking something when they had Caesar cross that river. The show really changed after that.

When you blow into the Nintendo cartridge so it works

B.J. Surhoff

You are a senator.

Swing voters crave attention. They’d rather be loved but will take hate if that’s all you got for them.

A fortnight after 9/11

Niagara Falls (US side)

Bluesky you are being TOO MEAN to law professors. They have no natural predators and as such need to be able to post in captivity. We've also had a lot of challenges getting them to mate successfully.

Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah

Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen

Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah

Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him

And time is running out on getting his dream candidate through the Senate. We’ll probably see more Cabinet members replaced in the next few months.

April 2 is when the servants go back to their own homes and have earnest conversations with their families.

[watching the space launch]: Why are these people allowed to leave?!

Steffon joining Aerion’s side is not his major crime. It was joining on the eve of battle after promising to add to Dunk’s numbers. Holding that info until then was his price for a lordship, not his fighting ability.

These are all just different responses from Karl Pilkington.

“Well, there’s no point, is there? Nothing to do.”

“Chinatown” being a dispute you shouldn’t interfere with because you couldn’t be sure who was the righteous party. LA cops warned each other about getting involved in Chinatown politics and the word took on a broader meaning. The cop was telling Jake it was something beyond their comprehension.

Years ago, my mother-in-law started reading The Exorcist. She said it was the most evil book she’d ever read, so she threw it into the sea. I bought another copy, soaked it, and left it by her bed.

What if they agree to let you ride that dog in?

Imagining the USMNT taking the pitch to Jelly Roll, breaking through a giant banner printed with their last child support statement

That guy works at the tobacco store where my mom buys her cigars.