The whining from the worst Republican you know will be quite delicious

If this isn't your baseline state of existence you've got no business being in the admin that's going to be inaugurated at 1200 20 Jan 29

it is some FUCK shit to get scored on by mistake

time for the sabres to prove they can win a tummy hort game

Looks like War Crime Wednesday is slated to follow TACO Tuesday.

just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

announcing ILÚVATAR, my multi-billion dollar company which will specialize in the dismantling of all other idiotically tolkien-named entities, that they shalt see that no theme may be played that hath not its uttermost source in me, nor can any alter the music in my despite

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

555-555-COME-ON-NOW

On the other hand maybe he will work method and contract 15 mutually exclusive diseases previously only seen in mummies

My whole life, people told me Alanis Morisette was wrong in "Ironic", she was dumb, she didn't know what she was talking about, etc. But then it actually did rain on my wedding day.

The average person doesn’t give a fuck if AI has some niche use where it actually excels if used properly. In fact, that is what a tool is *supposed* to do and none of us will have a problem if it is used like that. What we see is AI fucking up real life in a massive way.

Given past performance it's not unreasonable for them to assume an asymmetry of consequences where natsec dems do jack and shit even if karp writes a letter calling for their execution as traitors and lonsdale promises to pull the trigger himself

I don't think I've ever read a sentence as unappealing as "Jim Caviezel is Jair Bolsonaro."

Browsing this company's website and the only way I can describe what I'm seeing is imagine a school shooter was a management consultant

I kept telling myself that even if the Sabres got swept in round one I’d still be happy just to have seen them in the playoffs even once in my life and I was fucking lying to myself I wanna see Jeremy Swayman ripped apart by horses

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

well, i guess now we prepare to do this 15 more times

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yep: one of the reasons i want to nip the "stabbed in the back" myth now is that it gets Americans an excuse to avoid reining in the boys in Tampa in CENTCOM

Aerial view of large scale devastation inflicted on the southern Lebanese town of Bint Jbeil, with an Israeli tank parked in the center of the photo.

This is what Israel has done to Bint Jbeil, my hometown in southern Lebanon

In his “most notorious [job] interview,” Karp met Louis Mosley, an Oxford graduate whose grandfather Oswald Mosley was the British fascist leader during World War II and once named “worst Briton of the twentieth century.” As soon as Mosley sat down, Karp began reciting from memory, for several minutes, one of Oswald’s 1939 speeches demanding Britain seek peace with Nazi Germany. When finished, Karp executed tai chi moves and walked out without saying goodbye. Mosley sat stunned, convinced his family’s past had torpedoed him. Instead, he was hired and now runs Palantir’s UK business.

Crazy? Would a crazy guy do this?!?

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i think that's learned very early and often. if you genuinely believe that your unsaved friends are doomed to eternal torture unless you share the gospel with them, but you don't because people would think you're weird, you can develop this awful case of nihilism even if you can't name what it is

what makes this different from the obnoxious chest-beating of every other defense industry company is how far it dives down into internal, domestic american politics, which, to me, feels like a line that there should be consequences for crossing

So ICE is helping with security, the train is $150 and FIFA won’t allow access to the parking lot, and walking to MetLife is illegal/dangerous — and if people decide to walk an hour anyway, it will be like 85 degrees with 70% humidity. Sounds like a World Cup for the books!

You cannot reason or find compromise with people who are so unhinged that even the simplest gesture of support for trans people provokes a shrieking tantrum, and it is pointless to try. Some people really need to learn this.