me when someone cites the deep magic to me even though I was there when it was written: holy shit, for real? I don't remember that part at all

i need a haircut that reflects that i'm aware that it's over for me

honestly i do think it makes sense for you and your spouse to have an agreement where you're not going to do extreme sports like skydiving because of your obligation to your young children. not sure that's what's going on there but just for the record

If there is an off-ramp from the deadline there’ll be people saying he wasn’t threatening nuclear strikes but Jesus god why is anyone okay with indiscriminate murder? What’s being revealed hourly now is a deep, deep sickness and rot in America that cannot go unaddressed any longer.

i would like men to stop showing me their stomachs in the work environment

you know we're so lucky we got the visually interesting side of the moon facing us

[The Apollo 11 plaque] reads: "We came in peace for all Mankind." As the United States was dropping 7 ½ megatons of conventional explosives on small nations in Southeast Asia, we congratulated ourselves on our humanity. We would harm no one on a lifeless rock. - Carl Sagan

🙏

fuck

is 👏 he 👏 dead 👏

no wayyy

asked it for fingering suggestions. got censored

the Alberta Crisis has come

the robovac does not know where it is, because it does not know where it isn't

hassett my absolute fave of these guys

god i love him

what a picture

TRUE LOVE IS POSSIBLE ONLY IN THE NEXT WORLD -- FOR NEW PEOPLE. IT IS TOO LATE FOR US.

it truly is all gender

humidifiee

Narratively having Ever Given getting stuck in 2021 to set up Hormuz in 2026 is great foreshadowing. You want your audience to understand the basics of international shipping in a lower stakes context so you drop the real plot without a lot of saggy exposition about the minutiae of cargo logistics.

let him die in a hole

this is like the highway driving scene from clueless but with a robot instead of a teenager

hey buddy,

This is like when all the virologists I followed for book research started talking to each other about “is the respiratory virus in Wuhan the big one” in like, December 2019

maybe trying to kill bedbugs?

a hearty "learn to drive" to everyone who was out there with me on the road tonight

ooo i don't know about that