your party member laid eggs, what would you do?

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arinola pov, commish

your party member laid eggs, what would you do?

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samsung s26u has the most beautiful purple ive see on a phone, apple's is barely noticeable at least on the flagship iphones

saw a reddit ad that says "[ Removed by Moderator ]" 😭 cash down the drain for that guy

what is that butt and hand art trend called?

oh i remember this now LOL freaky movie

where is this from 😭

upgraded our love nest with memory foam pillows, ill be honest i was skeptical and worried because of the price tag but IT IS SO SOFT it was real!

past few days ive been waking up way before my alarm pop off and its concerning lol at first it was 10 mins early but this morning it was an hour early 😭

im all you can eat cuz this ass is food grade

Rife Sketch

AC is too snug and wont slide in so we hired neighbor to help out since they got power tools.. but no cash on hand to pay so... NTR arc actually??

im pretty slender so just my bones shearing the person i. half

cant help but close my legs, the thought of slicing my partner in half with my legs is so hot

i dont get "soaking", do they really think their god is so stupid that it wont know "soaking" is an abstinence loophole?

haven't watched lower decks tbh

i learned the hard way, i thought id look impressive and get promoted to higher paying position but nop, it resulted in more workload for my team and higher expectations which made my colleagues hate me

one thing i learned as a working adult is to never let anyone know how fast you finished a job

my kind of sex is the one with just pecks and cuddles, maybe naps too

‪thats 7 commissions in 1 year vs 75 commissions in 1 year, i received a lot of tips on the 3rd year and most of them are repeat clients. btw i have no record of my 1st year because i wasnt using invoices back then but its definitely less than the 370 USD i made on my 2nd year‬

so turns out invoices are still available even if they are older than 3 years, so ive been writing my own <2023 reports since last week, fun thing i noticed is that in my 2nd year doing art commissions for a living i made a total of 370 USD, the 3rd year? ~4.4k USD 😳 crazy jump

‪it wasnt as salty as beef jerky for humans tho, good for people with bratty kidneys‬

bought chicken and duck jerky... it was dog treat 😭 it was not for humans

an artwork by Spindle of the character Tether, a woman with short black hair, black scelra, red irises, white pupils (cybernetic eyes). Topless, the artowrk is cropped at just above the cleavage. She's smiling and looking down

:)

last night my dream was about the moon being fake proven correct, the moon was actually covered in dust because nobody is there to clean it, after the excavation they discovered the moon is made of lego

💪

my finance app and period tracker have similar icon so i occasionally get jumpscared by an expense report

yeah views is a pointless metric on twitter i really don't understand why they made it even visible on all post