These sort of deep cuts is why you are only one two Patreons I support.

Definitely been to plowing contest in Orkney. In the youth division the parents get so heated they might as well be American Little League parents, just screaming at little Einar as he plows wee furrows in the beach.

Your argument still stands because the rank and file murderers are still safe. To the extent this army of divorced dads thinks at all, they’ll probably feel even safer after this.

You are 1,000 percent correct. The Dems will say, “job done” and vote to keep funding these motherfuckers unless we all keep up the pressure.

Seeing his reaction to the UAW dude, I am convinced that if someone called him a pedoprotector every time he spoke publicly he’d stroke out within two days.

Do the folks at CBS News know what happened to Lord Haw-Haw?
Nobody tell them.

“Silent Partner” is another classic in the “John Candy had much more range than you thought” genre.

I have no comment to make about this that won’t get me a knock on my door.

We want a prosecution. Get on it.

Alternatively, who will win the Piano Man’s treasure?

The bar slaughter in ‘Near Dark’?

Plot twist: you’ve been dead this whole time and just got Ghost Whispered.

This is a good reminder that I need to own this on Blu Ray. When either this or War of the Gargantuas came on Philly 57 as a kid it was “cancel all plans” (aka fucking around on our bikes) and glue ourselves to the TV.

I swore the same thing but am working on sorting the field schedule for January…until my wife wakes up and kills me.
Have a great holiday!

I am very stoked to read this (and am a subscriber to your Patreon) but was still working my balls off until pretty much this very moment. Being an avowed “Chaotic Neutral” enthusiast I’m bummed this whole book won’t get finished.

Hahaha that’s an old favorite of mine!

Are the Trump people too stupid to understand the realities of Venezuelan “oil” orrrrrr are we much closer to running out of oil (whatever that means) than the fossil fuel industry will cop too? I’m not usually so tin foil hat but I do wonder sometimes if things aren’t much worse than we all think.

I get what you’re saying for sure. I don’t mean to be so flip about it, because there’s far too many people out there that think like him, but man, that article is shit from a butt.

The summer Pokémon go dropped I was in a very tiny town in the far north of Scotland and saw 3 hulking dudes lurking by the ATM. My America brain said, “do not get money out” and as I walked by them I heard one say, “Oh Buey, I got me a charazard!”

I made it a couple of paragraphs before I wanted to commit a felony. Holy fuck. How brain dead do you have to be write something like that?

Had that exact morning yesterday. Totally struck out creatively. It sucks but it happens.

Its peak Democrat establishment.

You deserve it! But the fact that her book even got published and has had so much press is proof of how impossibly out of touch and twitter brained the media is these days. People are suffering, why should they give a hoot about someone sexting RFK? That’s like the least monstrous thing he’s done.

Peak Virginia is a pickup truck covered in gun decals, with a single Minion decal for good measure, being flummoxed by a traffic circle.
I love that the 2A motherfuckers who dream about an another Civil War will get annihilated the first time the 3rd Fem Boy Battalion leads them into a roundabout.

The Warner archive also cranks out some great stuff on Blu Ray but shit,
I guess no longer? Fuuuuuuuuck

I truly believe the life time McDonald’s is going to do its work sooner than later and that MAGA won’t survive without him BUT it’s going to take decades to Unfuck this.

You have to kill those other 3,090 Seger heads, Highlander Style. Then you’ll receive the Silver Bullet Band quickening.

This. SCOTUS is going to try and save the GOP from themselves but Walmart ain’t gonna cut prices.

Though to be fair, I was cutting survey transects way pre covid and two teens that were parking were not dissuaded at all by the presence of a large hairy man with a machete. Validated slasher movies a good five years before Trump made everyone stupid to own the Libs.

Yeah, it’s fucking wild that we have live in a world that has validated every dumb character in a horror movie trope, yet we have.