i know ocean is a big ufc fan so this doesn’t feel that crazy

i wrote about how vacations should be

https://splishsplash.online/p/paradise-found

for my weekly newsletter splash, i wrote about trees and man

they should make nba coaches wear suits again

this is so crazy... the glymphatic system was only discovered in 2013 and now we've got surgeries for it to cure disease :0

my favorite socks are from the japanese convenience store familymart, and unfortunately, i only have two pairs

the orbit looks identical to the one in the NASA logo

thank you!

"My life was the size of my life."

the best thing i ever did on twitter was run a script to turn off retweets for everyone i followed... can i do that here somehow

is this app good yet

is this app good yet

god im so bad at basketball (but im getting better)

nvm we won trivia

god im so bad at tennis

call me clay the way i be achin’

(yesterday was leg day)

i’m rebranding as a jock

view of sutro tower in sf arising from the clouds above buildings

An electronic toy tablet depicting a grassy field under a blue sky, with a grid of app icons and three big and colourful physical buttons at the bottom.

An electronic toy tablet with a cast of colourful characters and a row of rainbow coloured icons across the bottom.

A pink electronic toy tablet with a cartoon character peeking out from the main display, a grid of icons, and two small physical buttons on the right.

A "Musical Rhymes Book": an electronic book with thick, rounded, hard plastic pages and a column of big buttons on the right of the pages.

a toy tablet (or browser) designed for you and your friends that lets you do nothing else but press these big buttons to go to your friends' websites

is this app good yet

Monitor lizard

the mind is a fickle beast (a lil sleepy puppy)

what’s cool about mental health is that last night i reached insane levels of despair and then i had an okay night of sleep and felt a million times a better

young people are never ever going to believe us that the internet was actually once quite fun

king krule dropped im 17 years old again

Taco Bell’s mascot, Taco-Man, in Tokyo

hey, sorry i didn’t post anything overnight. i straight up fell asleep around midnight and didn’t wake up until like 8 am