Happy two year anniversary of when my dad offered to hold onto our wedding certificate and accidentally stole it when he drove back to Charleston.

Oh it’s that lil owl from Duolingo rising from maybe a manhole to tell me I’ve made 2,225 mistakes this year

It’s fun to pretend the mistakes aren’t limited to the app and this is my 2024 total as a human being

A particularly bad example of the Sonic the hedgehog ice cream pop where the eyes are displaced. There is a walkway and green grass beyond it.

Happy Thanksgiving Eve from me, Sonic the Hedgehog, to you and yours!