Living in a Taco Bell desert really affects your sense of how good it is

That’s Tom Servo

Just sit down the first time then

It definitely clouds my view of ABS to watch someone on the Orioles strike out immediately after winning a challenge

Truly a pioneer in the field

I was just doing some internet searching and learned he’s out this time for an emergency appendectomy?? Such a colossal bummer - one of the most fun players in the league when he’s healthy

Think I'm about ready to punt on the concept of “Coby Mayo, big league ballplayer”

She’s a beaut

Rhinovirus

They’re great.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...

Wout van Aert Forever | Defector Before Sunday, Wout van Aert’s professional cycling career looked most like a testament to the irresistible force of entropy. Before Sunday, the Belgian had never won either of the two biggest one-day...

Wout van Aert forever: defector.com/wout-van-aer...

WOUT FUCKIN DID IT!!!!!!

how much did the pentagon lose this month

If everyone would just take their dog to protest the war, we could vaporize today’s discourse

please always remember that the high five was invented in the 1970s by a Gay Black Los Angeles Dodger. it is always possible to create beautiful new art forms in the world, the human experience is divine en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glenn_B...

Stop interrupting me

I was not bought into Oasis at all until I saw the video for Don’t Look Back In Anger and it consumed my life for the next few weeks as I started my first high school-era job and used my first paycheck to buy the CD and the guitar tab book

MUPPET TRENT REZNOR: what have I become / my swedish friend?

SWEDISH CHEF: ervie wurr ye durr gurrs awerre en de ern

I think I have talked myself into Orioles Baseball

From 80 and sunny to 35 and wet in less than 24 hours.

March comes in like a liar

WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings

Figurines of Brady Bunch and Partridge Family fighting each other

I have created a diorama of the Partridge family attacking the Brady Bunch family. My life is very boring.

Good thing this guy probably doesn’t have an axe to grind

Up the Déise

You just told me to eat beef! What the shit!!

Were you kicked in the head by a horse?

Not only am I getting paid but I’m going to work in the morning to quit in person

Can Anyone Stop Baltimore City’s Most Dangerous Drivers? Crashes have killed nearly 500 people in Baltimore City over the past decade, and safety advocates say leaders have left tools on the table.

“We’ve been brainwashed to believe—and this is reinforced through our decisions about the design of our streets, speed limits, every sort of built environment decision, as well as the law—that car convenience is more important than human life.”

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Exactly what I think of when I think of Navy football: passing