girl help i keep pronouncing particles to rhyme with heracles

me: i really need to lock in with the uni stuff and the halloween ball dress
also me: i need to learn how to filet crochet RIGHT NOW

Terrible form for the Mother of God. Footwork nonexistent. No power in the straight right.

WAIT A MINUTE- IT'S THE DAY!!!!

baby time

they have summoned a muffin

A ceramic dish shaped like eight geese standing in a ring. They’re all wearing little yellow ribbons as bow ties.

behold: the goose ring

she’s a character in this polish film from the 80s called the quack!

not me staring directly at her this entire scene

to be completely honest with you, i have No Clue where aspics came from or why they still have such a stranglehold on eastern europe (i imagine not wanting to waste parts of an animal in times of great poverty?), all i know is that i Unfortunately happen to enjoy them from time to time

late night aspic snack. victorianmaxxing

Screenshot of a map with the place name Baldwin’s Gate. Like the game.

baldwin’s gate?? like the game???

don’t we all

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YES PLEASE COME VISIT I THINK YOU WILL LOVE IT!!!!! kraków is meant to have the best food scene as well as a shitload of touristy things to do, but i will always champion my home town wrocław bc she’s so INTERESTING

my fave was teaching us tourists that our tips were very much optional bc we had a proper minimum wage, and also overhearing someone asking in central london whether the restaurant took dollars………

ohhh dude yeah the constant checking is SO against the spirit of things at least in the uk, and god forbid she ever comes to poland, our waiters (at least the older gen) are straight up trained to be rude 😂 i get that cultural differences take a while to adjust to but like. c’moooooooon

ohhhhh rip i came across that a few times when i was waitressing and it was. something! also WE ARE NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE YOUR CARD AWAY FROM YOUR VIEW IT’S AGAINST THE LAW!!!!

Small bottled drink from Marks & Spencers labelled PUNISHMENT JUICE. The liquid is a murky green colour.

what’s wrong babe? you’ve barely touched your

MADE THE MISTAKE OF LOOKING UP WHAT A BASSOON WAS CALLED IN POLISH

glasgow is full of wonders, i just watched a man pull about £200 out of his shoe

good god, look at that lad. holy shit

mad maxxing. is this anything.

might finally become a british citizen this year. but at what cost (my sanity and a very cool £1,735)

oof that’s horrible my friend 😔 wishing you a slightly belated but nonetheless very happy birthday, i hope you had a wonderful day - perhaps it is time to extend the festivities to make up for the fb nonsense 🖤🖤🖤

new springtime bedding 🌸

my info may be a little out of date but i'm always a huge advocate of the various goings on in peckham/camberwell/new cross, there used to be a diy art market/ceramics market fairly regularly - also worth scoping out the camberwell ba illustration insta, we used to put on markets semi-regularly!

oh yeah, it was a HUGE part of my childhood! we also used to buy pine syrup which i don't think gets made any more but which i crave Constantly