There are a lot of drunk men in my section but I may be the loudest and angriest

I am not sure what's up with the scorekeeper here. The Pens are only credited with two shots on goal but it has been way more than that. Weird!

PENGUINS

IT'S A PLAYOFF HOCKEY NIGHT IN PITTSBURGH

Who gets the desk, Mark?

Oh that's been happening for years. There are people who send us Ring camera videos of teenagers walking down the sidewalk and tell us we need to report on the violent roving gangs.

Pittsburgh, may I suggest not treating the semi-satirical local Facebook "news" page as a serious source for information? And definitely don't call us to demand why we're not reporting their posts as news?

And no, Trump is not coming to Pittsburgh for the NFL Draft.

I don't think the deterrent intent of sanctions has been effective in this man's case.

Do we think the cat's name is MM or do we think MM was initialized for the cat's privacy

Be terrible, it's just the first draft and no one will ever see it or know you're a monstrous imposter. Just get anything, literally anything, about the story down on paper.

That's what I told Bob Pompeani on Friday, I knew the universe was on my side lol

Any insights on the full series? 👀

This is so hit or miss. I went to a week of dance workshops where I was doing 180-240 minutes of intense cardio throughout the day. Had a day off midweek and for the rest of the week the cardio load monitor was like "you're undertraining!" even when I'd hit 200+ minutes. Get a grip, Fitbit!

Good news: Three Year Letterman is a parody/troll account.

“IrAq Me” Dave Petraeus YouTube video by WCSII

This one occupies my brain a weird amount.

- Iraq Me Dave Petraeus by the Daily Show: youtu.be/SJHFBvgp3Fo?...

From a great writer with a sense of humor, "cutting the penis out of a road killed raccoon, thinking about how weird some of my family members have turned out to be" would be an all-timer line. I can imagine it in a David Sedaris essay, or Jenny Lawson memoir.

But I think RFK means it sincerely.

You know, from a great writer with a sense of humor, "cutting the penis out of a road killed raccoon, thinking about how weird some of my family members have turned out to be" would be an all-time hysterical line. It's almost Sedaris-like, or Jenny Lawson.

But I think RFK means it sincerely.

Not for nothing, but this was the first year I can recall so many of my ("normie," traditionally employed) friends openly joking about not paying their federal taxes.

"Joking," maybe.

A lot of people were really bitter this time around. Bombing schoolgirls is what did it.

The Maze Runner The Scorch Trials GIF Alt: The Maze Runner The Scorch Trials GIF

James vs the federal government:

“Michael Isaac, legal director at Writers Guild of America East, testified during a Paramount merger hearing hosted by Sen. Cory Booker that a CBS News staffer was reprimanded for writing that RFK Jr. spread misinformation. This person was laid off in the network's recent round”

(Jeremy Barr)

Oh, my god. His first answer made me say, "jesus CHRIST" out loud. And then it got worse. IT GOT WORSE.

The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, which DID NOT die

Oh for fuck's sake

Banner parent company to buy Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, staving off its closure The Venetoulis Institute will acquire the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, converting it to a nonprofit to prevent the historic paper’s closure.

The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette is now owned by @thebaltimorebanner.com's parent company, which will turn it into a non-profit news organization. Honestly the best possible outcome for a newspaper that's been bedeviled by its billionaire [former] owners. Good riddance to the Blocks.

That's a good point!

I bet much of this has to do with our automatic opt-out voter registration at DMVs. It's easier to just go "ok fine register me" and you don't have to pick a party. And I know it's not being explained to people that we have a closed party primary in Pennsylvania.

I'm like the most lapsed a Catholic can get and this is about to make me show up to sunrise Mass

I don't see Rory in a flamingo shirt with matching pink shoes!

But you dress better than they do, so you got that going for you.

I'm a local investigative journalist. If I wanted to, I could spend YEARS doing nothing but stories on bad contractors.

Oh, Sound of Freedom!

That whole studio behind it is worth looking at; their deal used to be a streaming service of mainstream movies & TV shows that cut out sex, drugs, nudity, violence, etc etc for Christian audiences.