Idk why the fact that the RFK raccoon penis story happened in Nov 2001 makes it so much funnier to me.

Like, that's how he coped with 9/11? Cutting off road-killed raccoon peen??

So many foodtubers I used to regularly watch, gone, like tears in rain

Blah blah you couldn't write that because it wouldn't be believable yadda yadda etc etc

How come all these fascist assholes keep circling back to eugenics??? Could it be that it's all a poisoned ideology all the way down that corrupts the mind toward genocidal and eugenicist policies???

Who'da thunk it.

Cute! Now let's see the Batgirl movie too lol

Chadgina

Yeah, I sure am anti AI, you got me 👍

If you're a cis person who thinks that Starmer and his government being appalling on trans human rights is a non-issue because 'nobody's perfect', rather than a telling insight into a fundamental lack of respect for basic human rights law, and a necessary warning for all people to heed...well.

Oh dang that one's been on the list even longer than Samourai but that would be a neat double feature

Lol they're acting like they're against giving money to white supremacists. If that were true, how would they collect a paycheck???

What's Dune I don't watch movies

I also like how he looks away from where he's stabbing that's really good technique I've gotta remember that

If that's his heavy attack, I wonder how cringe the light attack is

That's so cringe 😬
That's obviously intended to be a slashing weapon (on top of all the obvious)

Do you mean "how do you ask a professional to do your hair and makeup for an event?"
Most hair dressers just do like event styling appointments; just ask them! Sometimes they're $$$ tho
And lots of hair dressers know makeup people and can probs refer you or they also do event makeup themselves

Once again thinking about this meme

texture on the Misriah casing that reads “KILL FOR MOMMY…”

good morning this is a real texture in Marathon

It's literally on like 4 different streaming services rn... I should actually watch this lol

Republicans called these "death panels" when they were trying to scare people away from the ACA.

As always, every accusation is a confession.

At this rate, he's gonna change the rules to put the latrines upstream of the drinking water

No one's ever died of disease in war, obviously. And how are those rations doing? Still "for pussies"? Okay you do you I guess? 🤷

As I do every year on 4/20, I will be following the Jeopardy! interview segment tonight by saying “Dream blunt rotation. Now let’s get back into the Jeopardy! round.”

1,000% agree

Yeah I'm also just talking about the legal side of it; I agree with you on the practical logistics of it for sure!! Sometimes ya gotta smush a bug

It doesn't really matter to me whether you like the wrestler; it doesn't really matter to me whether the person is typically violent or peaceful; it doesn't really matter to me if they're a trained fighter:

I think more people should get smacked for filming strangers in public!

OooOooOooh hey actually Nevada has a provocation statute for assault and actually makes it an independent crime that could potentially be applied to the guy with the phone www.leg.state.nv.us/nrs/nrs-200....)

Oh fun fact: Nevada actually separates it out for the crime, too

Basically the mantra that plays through my head 20 times a day 🙃

The exception, of course, is that public servants should be subject to recording at all times! FTP (film the police)

Provocation's not really a complete defense to battery or assault, and a phone doesn't pose an imminent threat to make it defense of another (we don't want that to be a legal standard or else filming ICE would be illegal)

but he was already being a pest *and* currently being a pest, so 👊 oh well!