I go to therapy regularly not because I'm breaking down, but because I don't want to again.

I'm going to assume every pillow added to your bed after the third pillow is a cry for something

the great snacksby

"Incandescent with rage." Oh really? Well, I'm LED with apathy

i accidentally bit the part of my tongue that allows me to taste love

Still from Goyte's somebody that I used to know video. my guy was all about the complaints but now that the wall's also telling her side he's gone all white

every man a gangsta till the wall start singing back

screenshot of a group text. me: initial thoughts: everyone (except Caroline) is missing in-text citations. I'll fill these in where I can but it would help a lot if y'all could go back in and add some too. even just putting the author or article name/website in parentheses would be fine, and I can adjust the style/format later. Yellow - mostly minor changes to wording/grammar, but there were a couple areas where you could be more specific Blue - great ideas, but can definitely add more supporting details Pink - great info, but I want to go back to your section because some of the wording and placement of quotes makes it difficult to understand. also can we make the images bigger? Green - mostly minor changes to wording/grammar Red - mostly minor changes to wording/grammar Pink: Perfect give me 5 and I’ll jump in! me: I made lots of comments on the Google doc, feel free to review and let me know if you have any questions or are confused about anything! when we're happy with the content I'll move it into a new doc and fix all the formatting Green: I’m gonna skip on the intext citation since rubric doesn’t mention it. I think just as long as we have all of our sources we should be good. Does anyone feel differently about it?

my job for the group paper was to put everyone's work together and edit/revise as needed...

open the schools. OPEN THE SCHOOLS

“Boys will be boys”

Oh yeah? Well cunts will be cunts!

*SURPRISE DICK PUNCH!*

My superpower is answering a reply then realising what it actually meant ten minutes later.

a scene with one man (labeled "nap-inducing dreary weather") threatening another man (labeled "getting stuff done on the weekend") with a knife

(sleepily) it's the freakin' weekend

There should be, like, an easy setting or something..

SHOW ME

Can't believe we're only 6 days away from listening to a new Noah Kahan album. This also means there's only 6 days left to be happy until we all get sad for the unforeseeable future so I guess I'll have to enjoy life as much as I can these days

imagine being some random asshole and youre inexplicably named fbi director and instead of spending your day reading about the most secret classified shit ever done by humans you instead spend all day hungover and then hitting up da clerb

to defeat math you need to think like a number

If everyone could stop time for an hour a day, we’d get used to it and start wanting more. So maybe don’t waste the time you already have being a cunt.

We are the sons of the boys that you couldn't bring back to town

There is literally no limit to how many Kevins you can be friends with.

Alex the cat fast asleep on me

he always does this. now i'm going to have to explain what happened in the movie while he was asleep

sometimes we get a lil high and go on the iinternet

my favorite place to go on vacation

listen. it's just nice to shut my brain off for a bit.

started playing mobile games again for some reason and it's making me feel like a fucking grandma lmao

man she really faked us out with that song title lmao

it's so cute and fun i love it sm

DROP DEAD IS A LOVE SONG???????

Bluesky: You have notifications.

Me: Can I see what they are?

Bluesky: Fuck you.

Tibor Gergelys GREAT BIG BOOK OF YOUR MOM'S A CHEATING SLUT WHO FUCKS BEARS

here’s everything you missed while bluesky was down today

i simply find it a little hard to believe that shortly after every website implemented ai code and fired a bunch of engineers they all started breaking constantly every single day but its not related to the ai code or the skeleton crew