never played this one cause it was an mmo sadly

part new mermie desires and part wanting to just draw big saggy titties nd belly

$LETTHEMTITTIESSAG

$BOOINGFROMTHECUCKCHAIR

happy late easter i didnt mean to abandon my $SLUTSTOCKS but i became an mmo grinder can you ever forgive me

$BEGGINGANDEGGING

the pencil neck has a GRIP on everyone im about to start prying its fingers away BEGONE

seeing rolls but no thick neck

If he was a whale he would be called Jeff the Kriller

$TIMELINEFIXINGPROSTATEORGASM

YES EXACTLY!!!! ive been put off from rly talking about some games i like even bc it feels like if i dont put it in a way this person likes im gonna get dogged for it

WAIT ok i explain best with vibes so like it feels like someone who's still trying to ride the high of being told their analysis was really good in lit class years ago and theyre still chasing that high they felt seeing the smiley face and a sticker on the paper

this sounds like a jumble of nothing but like i know what im trying to say somebody else might get it idk

like it feels like an extreme form of "he wouldnt say that" bc honestly maybe he rly would but you've projected so far in the other direction that you've created another version of the character in your head thats not much different from how other people have created their own versions

like i cant say there arent times where im like "oh [insert series] is obviously saying this and i think other interpretations are missing something" but like. i think theres a point where u no longer rly care abt the thing as it is and only care about it as what you've devised from what you got

i cant say this on my tmblr bc there are ppl who would attempt to eat me alive but very rarely do i find people that are like "my interpretation is the only/correct one" convincing usually theyre just v assholish abt anybody else and very very self centered about their "superior understanding"

frantically searching for clown frame romance of mirage and follie now that shes out

$DELICIOUSFARMCREAMIES

$NEEDESOTERICSTRAP

$DOCKINGWHILEMASKED

if it counts for my resume though just know i made a real mess of it

eating a very stringy mango may be the closest my turbo virgin ass will ever get to performing oral

$EVENATOPWILLBOTTOMFORTENTACLES

$ISITCREEPYORWET

$WILLMEOWFORCOOCHIE

"ultrakill IS about slamming your pussy on the ground"

$TWISTHISDICK

read as: why am i only lucky w/ getting olivines i rly dont care for the cat olivine. can i get this luck with rei and dante instead please

theres an indescribable feeling to getting a pull u didnt want bc u dont rly care for the character and only did it bc u got some free daily pulls right after seeing their hardcore fans lament the price and not having the money to spend to get it