Tiger woods is on a golf course labeled as KC 5-4 and is facing a older white man who is smoking and wearing loud pants who is labeled Carolina Panthers 5-4

LAWYER: where were you on the night of the murder

ME: in the desert

LAWYER: and who were you with

ME: a horse

LAWYER: and what is the name of this horse

HORSE: (from back of courtroom) *does throat cut motion*

ME: uhhh he didn’t have one

in a pink backwards hat, pink crew and a couple of chains

Plies courtside again for SC

The federal workforce is 1.9% of total employment, close to all time lows, same as pre-pandemic. The repeated need to scramble to bring fired people back confirms that maybe, just maybe they are doing valuable work that serves the public interest

That jacket is🔥🔥

Six candy hearts that say, 'EXPAND SOCIAL SECURITY,' 'TAX THE RICH,' PROTECT MEDICARE,' 'LOWER DRUG PRICES,' 'SCRAP THE CAP,' and 'UPDATE SSI'.

Roses are red,
Social Security is for me and you.
Let's tax the rich
And expand benefits too <3

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Further evidence confirming what me and others have been screaming for weeks: It’s not about crime or public safety! This is about demonizing immigrants.

I like it!

2004: google answers your question

2014: google offers to sell you something that will answer your question

2024: google makes up an answer to your question

2034: google tells you your question is impermissible and summarily executes you

Kendrick with more Grammies than Drake has friends

Tom Brady: Say No to Hate

Snoop: Say No to Hate

Kendrick:

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

The ASL version of “Not Like Us” is magnificent.

“say no to hate” - snoop & brady

kendrick lamar:

Dallas fans have protested Luka being traded harder than congressional dems have fought a coup

Always impressive!

👀

The Slack recap notifications are fantastic

Pretty, pretty accurate

Ok got it

Let’s get that dread

post malone, teddy swims, jelly roll

charmander, charmeleon, charizard

That is quite the day!

This is how I found out about the Luka Doncic trade

The National Association of Home Builders explains what happens if we make inputs for home construction, such as Canadian lumber, more expensive.