look. i get it. social media is a public platform. but. you're really gonna see someone private their account, BECAUSE people are screenshotting their posts.... AND THEN CONTINUE TO DO THAT? like geez. respect out the window but i never expected that anyway!

posted this and apparently had forgotten to take my ex's best friend off my twitter and she was screenshotting and sending my tweets too after privating my account #slay

i think everything might be ok guys

"going kinda sober but maybe having a beer. but one... like
ONE."
"isnt that just drinking responsibly?"
"........oh yeah i guess youre right"

i was so scared i couldnt spell inebriated

peeing at a bar while not enibriated is so much scarier because i remember Germs

This story is crazy! The Jim Dolan had a Knicks fan obsessively monitored at games just because she was trans.

this song reminds me of you [plays yakkity sax]

Donald Trump post "The U.S.A. is the “HOTTEST” Country in the World right now. Just a short time ago, under Sleepy Joe Biden, IT WAS DEAD, LAUGHED AT ALL OVER THE WORLD!!! But not anymore - Nobody’s laughing!!! President DJT"

Trump slowly evolving into dril

But I'll Treasure Them Forever

A woman at the store was buying Oreos. I amble up, put the little divider on the conveyor belt, and place my own purchase: also Oreos. 𝘋𝘰𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘧. She walks straight past the cashier and out of the store, abandons her purchase. The store manager comes out of his office, nods with approval.

i'm going to the merch popup tomorrow and i have never been more excited to spend $80 on pieces of plastic and fabric

mac n cheese with hot dogs in a bowl. behind it, a tv playing "the amazing digital circus".

the autism diagnosis writes itself

......................most of it is pretty good but this can not be the path i travel

need to nuke my tiktok i started getting clips of emma chamberlains relationship advice podcast

screenshot of english muffin sandwich with bacon and egg with the headline "27 english muffin recipes that will make you forget..."

oh god please

(guy whos only seen mr cranston in malcolm in the middle) man i really gotta watch breaking bad

malcolm in the middle reboot 3rd ep is just brian cranston showing off how incredible of an actor he is for 30 mins it's so fucking phenomenal what the hell

me looking at your swag......

in the taco bell shoving hot sauce in my

bag

just replaced all the dishes in my cupboards with wooden blocks

Gonna just start hitting people with a pipe.

thank you facebook marketplace now my introspection can be NYC themed

The Devil Times Square This town runs on lust. At high noon or in the dead of night, the gritty glory of human desire is forever on decadent display.

fave description from my new tarot

having tumblr interests is probably the most evil thing in the world to happen to me, a guy who is over 18 and showers. the show is really awesome tho my friend also works for the company and it's really cool and

HA! you watched a silly dnd monster show finale in theaters? tch, how pathetic. my taste in media is MUCH more mature and sophisticated.

a ticket for the cartoon suicidal circus show finale in theaters, please!

leftover picnic sandwhiches take me into your arms. caress my lips with Mustard

save me leftover picnic sandwhiches

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