Lunch of champions

You need to be more chronically online smh

Didn't pick up the wig or the weights, but a secret 3rd option (Pokémon Go)

Yes

Breakfast of champions

Happy birthday!! (Pretend I posted this yesterday)

You get it

It feels like a humiliation ritual

I got lost in the park but otherwise okay, though I prefer screen life to irl

Me outside doing a peace sign

Went out hunting for shiny Toedscool. No luck but at least I went out and touched grass ✌️

Truly living your best life

Omg please do it

Lies propagated by Big Gym

Fake news tbh

You get it

TIL that some people go to the gym for their physical and mental health, not just to get hotter

I feel seen

ELDEN RING goes WOKE

I think I'm ready to end my flop era

The pizza I ate earlier made my tummy hurt

I'm always here for Charizard whackings

Same picture but shiny ✨️

It's wild how many people don't understand that if you treat someone badly then they're not gonna wanna talk to you

I've supported Miley through everything but that was too much, even for me

Drag Race finales used to be such an event

There's quite a few people who see hot shirtless and instantly follow without any kind of vetting 😕

Unproblematic hero 🫡