right…

okay you must [privately] tell me where to get these in case i am ever in [your general location] they look DELICIOUS

a valentine's day card drawn in red, light blue, and black. a smiling girl with dark pigtail braids in a sheet ghost costume holds a stylized read heart, with another heart and a bat behind her head. text reads "just ghost to show you... i'm "batty" about you, valentine!"

a valentines day card drawn in red, light blue, light pink, and black, showing a ghost in front of a haunted house holding a stylized heart. the ghost's head is slightly detached from her neck, and a bit of blood is on the neckline of her dress, but she's smiling. text on her skirt reads "i'm haunting for a valentine — do i have a ghost of a chance with you?"

🫀 happy valentine's day!! 🫀

i never know what to post on bluesky. hello friends on my phone

valentine’s long weekend for me and my girlfriend starting tomorrow… we needed this

happy birthday 💕 one of these days we will get the ultimate birthday wish (being put back in of space.)

i do feel like i remember it being a much more catching and common thing than it was for other repliers in my area

i actually think that i did but this is so deep down in a blank memory hole that i can’t definitively confirm it

need to have a Sailor Moon moment, clearly…

me too at this rate

a pale green snake sticks its tongue out, surrounded by tiny flora, fungi, dragonflies, snails, and a small frog

Happy year of the snake, friendsssss!! 🐍🌱 19x24" prismacolor pencila on paper

moth hairclips

hap birth 🫶🏻

monstrous women fell in love with each other in the year of the snake

not enough people are saying it honestly

so I tried that “just don’t sleep” method for making my 6 am flight and folks you’re not going to believe this but I’m physically seeing the horse that’s destined to kill me in 14 years

$8.50? I need to move.

I think it would just involve sharing your login info? they don’t do any region-locking or anything. (thank you <3 can easily ignore your birth name too.)

before giving up and spending money on it: does anyone reading this have a criterion channel subscription they’re willing to share?

What???

🌻

“No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. Within, walls continued upright, bricks met nearly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone.”

Today, on Shirley Jackson’s birthday, let’s all marvel at one of the greatest opening paragraphs ever written (from THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE)

COWBOY DAN, WHILE FIRING HIS RIFLE IN THE SKY: God if i have to die you will have to die!!!
GOD: Who The Hell Is That
ANGEL: that's Cowboy Dan, sir. he's a major player in the cowboy scene
GOD: What

the third time this has happened in 4 months by the way

it’s so crazy how awful my supervisors and coworkers are. i should not be publicly called paranoid and dramatic and skipping out on work just because i asked not to sit next to someone potentially infectious with covid

Doctor Who Fanart. Amy Pond admiring a sunflower, surrounded by several sunflowers. The TARDIS can be seen hidden in the top right corner of the illustration.

Happy #DoctorWhoDay 💙💙🌻✨ #illustration #BRart

manager interrupting my already brief break to go “when you get back you’re gonna jump on register.” yeah obviously i was gonna do that anyway.

🤝🤝🤝

Illustrated image divided into four panels, each showing a head of a bat with a text label. Top left: little guy, a regular looking back with a dark face and light colored fur, top right: little guy deluxe, a bat with a mask and large ears alongside a bat with a leaf shaped nose, bottom left: what is even going on here, a visored bat with a large forehead next to a bat with a large, wrinkly nose, bottom right: o hi doggie, a fruit bat with its tongue sticking out.

Contrary to popular belief, there are only four kinds of bats.

The William B. Jaffe and Evelyn A.J. Hall Collection

Vampire II (Vampyr II) 1895–1902
https://botfrens.com/collections/90/contents/1158121