I hope it’s called ‘Who Do You Think You Aryan?’

BRENNAN: Did they mine the strait? Because Trump also said they might not have TURNER: You'll have to ask the president BRENNAN: That's the point. Congress hasn't been briefed TURNER: It's his tweet B: You're a member of oversight and armed services TURNER: You'll have to ask the president

WELKER: Would you support military action in Cuba if that were the way to lead to regime change? BYRON DONALDS: I'm not going to step in front of the president and any decisions he or Secretary Rubio are going to make on this front

Democrats should seriously consider a national ad campaign with clips of Republicans refusing to do their jobs, demanding they repay their congressional salaries.

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[April 3rd, 1926] Government scientists say hemp won't promote drug addiction. Workers in hemp fields have never become addicts, and cannabis has legitimate veterinary uses.

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existentialmemes on some other social media site says: Every trump speech about Iran sounds like: Oceania is *not* at war with Eurasia. Oceania *won* the war with Eurasia. And if we *were* at war with Eurasia, which we *are*, then *everyone else* should send their ships to help us, because this is a threat to the whole world, or it *would* be, if we *were* at war with Eurasia, which we are *not*.

Saw a good meme:

don't remember where i saw this but

CONAN: “For the first time since 2012 no British people are nominated for Best actor or best Actress… a British spokesperson commented, ‘Yeah, well, at least we arrest our pedophiles.’" #Oscars

🇺🇸 😬 🇮🇷

If you changed 'Doomsday Machine' to 'Religious Fanatics'...

.. you could re-release Dr. Strangelove today with no further edits 😠

Hold all my calls

Historian here history first time as tragedy the second time as farce.

Dumb is in.

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

#OtD 3 Mar 1991 Rodney King was brutally beaten by police in Los Angeles. Despite it being caught on film (almost unheard of in those days), the officers were acquitted, and the city went up in flames in what were the biggest riots since 1968 stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/1021...

screenshot of a tv user guide, showing two channels under Tue 8PM: MSNOW - State of the union TCM East- Gaslight

Masterful Troll, TCM.

It's Official: the Cybertruck is More Explosive than the Ford Pinto - FuelArc News We now have a full year of data for the Cybertruck, and a strange preponderance of headlines about Cybertrucks exploding into flames, including several fatalities. That’s more than enough data to comp...

The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold.

The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold.

fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...

A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".

2026 basically

Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape

Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape

I wish everyone could frequently feel this level of joy. Thank you, Alysa Liu.

MST3K and Concrete are both back. If a new Ween album drops, it’s official: I’m back in college.

Hemingway was once bet that he couldn’t write the world’s happiest short story in just 5 words. He replied,

Up next Macau

Corruption is the most egregious form of Incompetence.

Watcher.Guru on Twitter writes: JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump says "prices and inflation are way down, stock market and your 401ks are way up." Just below it on the timeline, Kalshi on Twitter writes: JUST IN: US housing market reaches most "unaffordable" level in history

thank you, algorithm

Corruption is the most egregious form of Incompetence.

You may laugh, but the Macbeths are a much better role model for a marriage than Romeo and Juliet. They discuss their problems (killing the king of Scotland), share their hobbies (killing the king of Scotland), and resolve their conflicts (by killing the king of Scotland).

Enjoy your DMZ tour.

That’s my congressman.

Can he be taken to a vet, to see if he's been micro-chipped?