Has any other actor ever been so grumpy about giving the best performance of their career?

If you were, as a sporting director, trying to covertly sabotage Tottenham, I'm not sure what you would do differently

the maan

Goddammit, this got me

these days the real april fool is none other than donald trump

The theory the government is going with (which tbc has no basis in the text or history of the 14th amendment) is that you have citizenship if you're born here AND your parents are "domiciled" here (which they define as having the intent to hold permanent residence and having allegiance to the US)

Mike Townsend Knows What He's Gotta Do Part II

I am once again begging journalists to pay attention to what happens in eviction courtrooms.

A judge just told a tenant who was disputing owing rent that their only option was to pay what was demanded or agree to move out. "Have a trial" was not an option the judge provided.

The Patrick McHale Redwall is my Jodorowsky's Dune

I think it would be fascinating to discuss the six years he spent in director jail after Bicentennial Man, totally barred from making any movies, before immediately coming out of that fallow period with RENT

Project Heinz Mustard

This is what I get for naming my bracket NYU Is Better Than UConn

Why did they throw the "great" in there?? It matches perfectly to the meter of the song without it!!

Bittersweet Symphony and it's not close

Night Eggs prequel

Total Vibesball

Just another clock-tick around the sun (happy birthday!)

Make it total distance of homers hit so if teams are running up the score they're at least doing it in a cool way

Just gonna recommend you don't say this kind of thing to people without knowing anything about them

They did not leave much up for interpretation. Even the sending of the letter is in the text of the law.

Turmeric the goat

It's on sight with Johan Lange

I think about "They are creatures of play" from 17776 all the time

a vintage King Size Hamm's tallboy

this is the technology the left is excited about

They didn't used to touch the butts! The butt touch was invented pretty recently because they did science and found out touching butt made you faster!

After the 8th match 😬

Is he over or underperforming his expected sackings on the season?

This is really it! Getting emergency rental assistance approved helps landlords! Typically, the payments are made directly to them! Back rent of evicted tenants is rarely recovered! If the council moderates actually supported landlords, they'd rush to get this approved. They just hate poor people