I keep getting 'Andor' and 'the news' mixed up

Don't think it's an injury, bench were waiting to come on

As a Manchester United fan I rightly expect absolutely no sympathy for the abject state of my club. I will also say: Wenger's Arsenal overwhelmed Manchester United fair and square, while Chelsea and Manchester City didn't, and football as a whole is still paying a huge price for that.

Quite remarkable that Chelsea breaking rules to sign seven players (+ three unknown) who during their respective times at the club helped win a Champions League, the Europa League twice, two Premier League titles, two FA Cups and a League Cup didn't merit a points deduction

Honestly, the way this team can put you through 88 minutes of torture, then leave you feeling like this after an extraordinary contribution from Max Dowman is essentially absurd.

It looked like it was gonna be a nightmare, instead it became the stuff of dreams.

My heartbeat is doing techno BPM

At 16 years and 73 days old, Max Dowman becomes the youngest ever Premier League goalscorer.

A star is born for Arsenal 💫

George is going to be insufferable this year 😭 #F1

This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

Emery effect

It's so frustrating but you've gotta respect it

Liverpool have been ass this season. Somehow still 4 from 4. Gotta respect it 😭

Probably right to swap them back but not sure they would if the drivers were reversed #mclaren

Saw this beautiful rendition of North London forever on IG
#Arsenal 🔴⚪

Arsenal make move for Eberechi Eze, player wants move from Crystal Palace Spurs had the conditions of a deal agreed with Palace on Wednesday but are ready to move on to alternative targets.

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Arsenal make move for Eberechi Eze + 27yo wants them. Tottenham lined up deal with #CPFC today & player but after Havertz injury + #AFC now closing in on England in’l. If he proceeds with choice, #THFC will pursue other targets
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Atrocious call

Atrocious call

Barely an hour ago, Palestinian journalist Anas Al-Sharif warned us all:

“If this madness doesn’t end, Gaza will be reduced to ruins, its people’s voices silenced, their faces erased — and history will remember you as silent witnesses to a genocide you chose not to stop.”

Israel just killed him.

"You'll never walk alone", as they boo a player who helped them win the title this season.

The league goes to LFC today, in all likelihood, and it’s well-deserved and shouldn’t be devalued by anyone.

Winning the PL is a rare, difficult accomplishment: we should know. It takes quality, good fortune - and it doesn’t matter in what proportions.

When you win it you deserve all the plaudits.

Rice x2

It’s been a tiring season, full of weirdness. We missed White for four months, Saka for four, Ode for a dozen games, Merino at the start when he was learning the team, Kai for what will be 15 games and cups. We are in 2nd, 10 clear of 5th, and in the CL QF.

It’s one hell of a job by MA, the squad.

This all feels very "old Arsenal"

18 - In the form of Ethan Nwaneri and Myles Lewis-Skelly, this was the first time that two players aged 18 or younger had scored for the same team in a Premier League game since Everton v Fulham in April 2007 (James Vaughan & Victor Anichebe). Fearless.