Reds playing in 30 degree chill in Minn. Must be the only state that isn't summerlike yet

Next time I'm flat broke I'll just tell people it was a clear shift in my global strategy

What Radicalized You? Panel 1 A woman sits at a desk talking to her boss who has his feet up on the desk. Boss: As part of ongoing restructuring your position has been eliminated. We'd like to thank you for the 30 years you spent with us. Woman: But we made record profits last quarter. Panel 2 A man stands in front of a dumpster full of food. His boss stands behind him. Boss: Make sure you lock up the dumpster after you throw out all this food. Wouldn't want any bums to get at it. Panel 3 A man stands against a wall, holding his arms up in the air, looking afraid. A police officer points a gun at him. Cop: Police! Drop the weapon, boy. Man: What weapon? Cop: Stop resisting! Panel 4 Lester sits in a booth at a restaurant. He's holding a menu that says "Cluck Bucket" on it. He looks pissed. Lester: $24.99 for chicken wings?

Enough is enough.

Bonus panel on Patreon!

Welp, there goes about 1/3 of the links on Drudge Report...

Me: [idly looking up info on popes]

Wikipedia: This list is incomplete; you can help expand it.

Me: wut?

Wikipedia: [lifts eyebrows suggestively]

Garret Anderson's all-time ranks in Angels franchise history:

Hits: 2,368, 1st
Games: 2,013, 1st
Plate appearances: 8,480, 1st
Doubles: 489, 1st
Extra-base hits: 796, 1st
Total bases: 3,743, 1st
RBIs: 489, 1st
Runs: 1,024, 2nd
Times on base: 2,771, 2nd
Batting average: .296, T-3rd
Homers: 272, 3rd

Jon Heyman tweet: "Garret Anderson, Angels icon and hit machine, RIP 53"

Ah fuck

The Polish Retreat!

Regarding LIV Golf.... it did what it was designed to do. Launder Saudi money to Trump Org through events at the Bedminster course. One more event scheduled there and that'll be it for LIV

A new movie is coming out

Pete Hegseth was 14 when Pulp Fiction came out and I’m sure he thought it was the coolest thing ever and consumed it exactly like a modestly able 14 year old

🤷‍♂️🤔

5 ten and whatever XXS is... that sounds like a pool cue

brilliant -- Morning Joe put together clips of Pete Hegseth reciting a fake Bible quote from Pulp Fiction, along with the Samuel L. Jackson scene from the movie

I don’t think it’s low brow to ask questions of public officials on public grounds.

The CBJ interim coach blasted the players for not caring (a fair accusation not exclusive to this season's squad), and now he's been extended for next year. Welp! Better start caring now, hosers.

Screenshot of a spam email sent at 11:10 a.m. with the subject line “Hey Shibe Park team”. The message reads: Shibe Park team - noticed Connie Mack Stadium hosted countless public events and games. When did the AC last get checked before summer events? A local historical landmark we inspected nearby had filters months overdue, airflow had dropped before summer events. Just want to rule out any airflow issues before the heat hits. What's the best number to call you?

Black and white photo of Connie Mack Stadium in Philadelphia following a 1971 fire that destroyed part of the grandstand. The corner tower with its domed cupola, which had previously been Connie Mack’s office, stands in the center. The stadium was finally torn down in 1976.

Received an incredible spam email today from an HVAC company that wants to provide tuneup service for … Connie Mack Stadium in Philadelphia. Yes, we’ll get right on that. The A’s really have let the place go in the last 50 years.

NPR receives $113 million in charitable gifts "My hope is that this commitment provides the stability and the spark NPR needs to innovate boldly and strengthen its national network," says Connie Ballmer, who gave $80 million of the $113 million.

NPR has received two of the largest gifts in the public media network's existence, totaling $113 million. www.npr.org/2026/04/16/n...

A 91-year-old grandmother was reported unresponsive, prompting a welfare check by police. When officers arrived, they found her in her room, busy setting a new personal record on a video game.

Never liked LIV Golf from day one.

Met Greg Norman years ago and didn’t like him either.

Hope it disappears soon.

A tweet describing Nancy Pelosi’s response to a question about Trump depicting himself as Jesus, with a video still of Pelosi speaking at an event.

Perfection.

JD Vance wearing a white button-up shirt. It looks like it's a size too small for him.

"pope should stay out of politics." brother you need to stay out of a size medium

Why don’t you ask your toaster oven what it thinks about Six-Day War?

Really taking on a life of its own. Haven't tried the high-pro ones yet.

Amen. I'm watching the last season of The Boys on Amazon. Erin Moriarty, key cast member, has gone whole hog on the fillers, and they've tried to shoot around it. Sorta works, sorta not.

This is my today self explaining why I had a browser tab open to Cosmopolitan

I was yesterday old when I found that Botox was old and busted... new derm hotness is apparently sticking a needle array into the skin and piping microwaves through it, to stimulate collagen growth. Expensive and painful, which is why it's popular? 🤔 smdh

Saudi Fund to Back Away From LIV Golf Under Mounting Financial Pressures

So.... they spent it all? 💸

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/15/w...

Less firin', more hirin',
Less Wall Street, more Main Street,
Less ICE thugs, more nice hugs,
Less droppin' bombs, more helpin' moms,
Less shootouts, more cookouts,
Less hypocrisy, more democracy.

- Gospel of George and Whatnot