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Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced today that the social media juggernaut would stop fact checking.

Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking

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Vegas was aight

Merry Xmas! (Formerly Twittermas)

A meme with the title “Be like a Programmer” showing two cartoon panels. The first panel features a simplistic drawing of a character labeled “John” with a neutral expression. The accompanying text reads: “John is a programmer. John has 3 bugs to resolve, 2 functionalities to implement, and needs to attend a meeting.” The second panel shows the same character with a calm, relaxed expression and closed eyes. The text below states: “John decides to sleep.” The meme humorously highlights a programmer’s approach to overwhelming workloads.

First advance vote location reported in. It’s now 6,422 NDP, and 5,560 UCP.

Weird, all my drones have gone missing, and ChatGPT just started mocking me

A tall concrete wall beneath an overpass covered by a chain-link fence, featuring street art. On the right side, a hand-drawn cartoon character resembling Luigi from the Mario series leaps upward with one fist raised, wearing his signature green cap, green shirt, blue overalls, and brown boots. To the left, a series of black, bullet-shaped stencils are painted on the wall, each bearing white text such as “DEPOSE”, “DELAY”, and “DENY,” arranged in a line.

Just some cool graffiti

The image shows a juxtaposition of technological advancement and socioeconomic disparity. On the left, an advertisement promotes AI employees, with the slogan: “Artisans Won’t Complain About Work-Life Balance. The Era of AI Employees Is Here.” The ad features a futuristic-looking, digitally rendered woman’s face and the logo of the company “Artisan.” On the right, a disheveled individual appears to be homeless, sitting on the sidewalk next to a green bike lane, holding a small item in their hand, with a disposable coffee cup placed on the ground. In the background, tall urban buildings and city traffic emphasize the urban setting. The image starkly contrasts the promise of AI-driven innovation with the reality of human hardship.

The dystopia is here

The image shows a blue and black Onewheel, a self-balancing electric board with a single large wheel in the center and footpads on either side. Below the Onewheel, bold text reads: “BORN TO RIDE WORLD IS A FUCK Bonk Em All 2024 I am trail beast 410,757,864,530 BROKEN COLLARBONES”

This is for the #onewheel crew

It's ridiculous how much better my mood is when the sun comes out. I am no better than a flower

An important PSA

Is a marketing degree just a degree in gaslighting?

Or is that Cyber-Monday-extended-to-Friday-sale really the best sale of all time?

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A smiling possum

He thinks he is scary

When your mutual don’t reskeet your mediocre skeets

Puerto Ricans pissed Canada could become U.S. state before them SAN JUAN, PR – In the wake of Donald Trump unveiling plans to make Canada the 51st U.S. state, Puerto Ricans who have been trying to attain proper electoral representation expressed their frustration ...

Puerto Ricans pissed Canada could become U.S. state before them

2004 Internet: MySpace and RuneScape

2024 Internet: Bluesky and RuneScape

Might be time to set some boundaries

Only received 5 Cyber Monday emails so far on this beautiful Wednesday morning 😌

I just wrote a terrible joke and realized it was terrible so I didn't post it. You're welcome.

everyday you are closer to your next costco hotdog

might have to give that a try sometime

Screenshot of a Reddit comment that says “I think we (in the US) should exclusively refer to migrants as Christians (which they overwhelmingly are). 'Texas plans concentration camp for illegal Christians.'”

👇 how to confuse a fascist 101

Cyber Monday being extended is a nightmare scenario for Garfield

A white Christmas tree with colorful lights

Xmas tree is a go

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