nyc tree map doesn't show any trees west of 12 ave / west st. between ~60th st. and battery park city - are these trees managed by a different organization?

i must have passed within feet of this yesterday but just like never turned my head to the left

Me trying to quickly think up a fake name but the only other object in the room is the president

c'est l'heure des saucisses...

i have been walking around all day and jetzt es ist ja wurstzeit

the phrase 'think about it' is enough to get me doing the whole thing. the other kool keith lyric that's always really funny to me is in supergalactic lover where he says "your mom was there with a sad face"

workshopping one right now about having to farm humanity from rats

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this is something you pick up in one of those intentionally depressing rpgs. +5 hp but status effect dizzy for the rest of the run

fascinated by the Glistening Protein

the funny thing for me is i always have to remember which french thing is the apartment you don't live in and which is the live-in babysitter and both of them are things only people who don't pay enough in taxes have

bacon again cheese

lol

ok lol, your posts downthread made me think you had bought into the framing

they're not being sarcastic lol

jesus, sorry to hear about this. i assume everyone's ok?

weird how tvs are the example of how great everything is but college textbooks (full disclosure: my expenditure on this was very low because i couldn't afford to go to a state school for more than one semester) aren't an example of how bad everything is

"abundance multiplier" is the funniest fucking thing in human history. their issue with our experience of the economy isn't that we have some sort of vibes-based false consciousness, it's that our vibes-based false consciousness isn't pointed in the right direction

wow everything's cheaper if you just lie about how much it costs

this is the stupidest fucking thing i've ever read

the cool thing about a website being vibecoded is it means the people responsible for it never learned to code in the first place and thus won't be able to fix it when it breaks

imagine i'm quote posting this with a picture of eric adams edited to look like what you're saying is coming out of a speech bubble

came really close to "asking" AI how to do something yesterday but i steadfastly refuse to

hey happy birthday!

this part is especially funny because aws (or whatever) fucking up is totally believable!! you could have just kept your mouth shut!!!

which is to say: have we finally found something they believe in that isn't "let businesses have more money"?

honestly surprised by this because i'm so used to being told that there's no point in democratic senators voting for something they claim to believe in because republicans have the majority

yoooooo

rejected proust drafts