imagine john woo doing a john brown biopic

a screenshot of an apple news push notification from the LA Times. It reads: "Large spiders the size of your palm are popping up across the U.S. Here's why yo..."

got o hell

Ogres - Strippers - FFS Surgeons

Will all grind your bones to make their bread

A girl with a little handbag and teddy bear thinks fondly of the library. Text reads: "thinking about the library".

The books await...

Trolly problem meme but no problems There is no problem. You are travelling safely to your destination. and everyone thinks you're cute

one of them always lies, the other always tells the truth

lan wan thank you man

this is marathon, to me

god. reggie dinkins has the 30 rock juice in a way that kimmy schmidt never did

the 10pm gravy was for my 10pm mashed potatoes

made a 10pm gravy

bugs bunny would wipe the floor with Q from star trek

fools run errands all the time. that's why wawa sells sushi

a free fish with every order

ooooo have you tried the big knitted weighted blankets?? so breathable!!!

how has nobody had A Moment of Moral Clarity

an image of a jug of spider-killing spray. the product is named "miss muffet's revenge", but otherwise has a very industrial/aggressive silver-and-red aesthetic

hi what the fuck

yeah what about lady gays

workplaces should be legally obligated to have a little treat on hand

went in to work and the fridge was bare... society is crumbling...

doctorate in yearning

wait but frasier's title sequence is all of five seconds long...

neighbor with a femboy hooters bumper sticker

the san diego podrace

idk if i have ever had a pleasant glass of water in california

new amber glenn footage... calling in very gay to work tmrw

frasier

kochanowicz is 6'7"??? don't they know there's a gas crunch

what the FUCK

i've found advion gel bait to be super effective against the ones we get in the pnw! if you're worried about pets/people/other critters getting at it, it works well in other bait stations