Under the Alex regime all 4 year olds will be required to attend drag brunch

These are just regular foods to a soulful white boy

Hook em lol

Haven’t checked in here in a while are we dooming on this site

They’re saying it’s the sluttiest I’ve ever been

Speaker on a firm-wide call said “we’re gonna do all the things.” Millennials must be stopped

Not my white ass adding a progress bar to the slide deck

We mocked her… what did she know

You can tell whether someone is a millennial or Gen z by asking if they use vlookup or xlookup

Willing to pay extra to get a version of WSJ where I don’t have to see the editorial section

Another day in paradise