Oh no I’m at The Carousel scene in Mad Men, not a great time to be getting divorced lmao

Rewatching MAD MEN and at the end of S1 and damn I do NOT remember Don Draper spiraling this badly lol dude is losing it

As someone who *just* finished a housing search after two months with less than a week turnaround of moving, I know how unaffordable this city is and how broken the housing market is.

But it’s such an amazing city of people from all over the world and you should get a few roommates and move here!

Can’t believe I’m already a NYC Supremacist after 4.5 years here and fully believe it’s one of the greatest cities in all of human history.

Moving to Astoria on Wednesday and my mayor and every single representative in Congress, the City Council, and the New York State Legislature will be a DSA member

it’s not even April and my team is 0-2 and I already hate baseball

a no kings sign that says no kings no wars no ice yes epstein

ummmmmmmm

This is a very silly hill to die on when the Yankees hat is famous for being worn by people with no ties to NYC.

And I’m a Padres fan and don’t like the Mets either!

Happy Mad Men Rewatch Spring

Druski’s Erika Kirk satire has 148 million views and 1 million likes on Twitter. Vibe shift.

Someone has a whole ass dresser on the subway. I love NYC.

AOC is my member of Congress starting on Wednesday 😈😈

Signed the lease and got my keys and am officially an Astoria and Queens resident

There needs to be a very long and difficult conversation about the bigotry and extremism that has infested the Jewish community

Finally some good news

Obviously very scary but always amazed at how stupid potential terrorists are

His second term puts Trump easily as not only the worst president in American history, but maybe the worst democratically-elected leader in *all* of history given the circumstances.

This was true until 2020 but COVID and Jan. 6 very clearly established Trump as not only worse than Bush, but one of the 3-5 worst presidents in American history

They had to appear “reasonable” and “unbiased” by treating Trump’s picks like any normal admin picks and not the Crime Cabinet they are

since everyone is talking about birds lately, here is Gary (she) and Rosa!!

I can’t believe I didn’t realize AOC represented Astoria and that she will be my member of Congress, life is so good

As of next week, my elected representatives will all be DSA members.

Congress: AOC
NY State Senate: Kristen Gonzalez
NY State Assembly: Diana Moreno
NYC City Council: Tiffany Cabán

I already keep confusing whether my new place is on Avenue or street, it’s a nightmare lol

My new neighborhood in Astoria:

Zohran: 61%
Cuomo: 30%
Sliwa: 8%

Not quite as left as the rest of Astoria but still very funny that a very residential area votes like this.

It’s very funny that the most left-wing area in the entire country looks like this

Signing my Astoria lease tonight 😎😎

Hilarious to see Miami losing a ton of people when the whole narrative has been that everyone wants to live there because it’s not woke or whatever

Changing NYC neighborhoods feels like moving to an entirely new country lol every corner of this city is so uniquely different

jk rowling discourse is insane because people treat her like she's roald dahl but she's basically like if kanye west and elon musk were the same person