butter, salt, and don't overmix. The mashed potato holy trinity

I had to block them ages ago, horrible parents

The current american restaurant model is largely a broken one

Every power play looked like them trying to be too cute with it. Something to be said for just getting pucks on net

cats and cradles

Ankylosaurus clearly the best

The Battle of Pennsylvania in the first round. Thank you hockey gods

Going to r/conservative has been a real treat, they're losing their minds

one of your best

A spontanious celebratory techno rave is the most European thing I've ever heard and I love it

To any Hungarians annoyed that Americans are placing the credit for your momentous victory on the shoulders of our stunningly repellent little weasel of a VP: you are correct to feel that way, I'm sorry, we just want to seize any available oppurtunity to humiliate him specificially

Feels unreal the Pens are back in the playoffs. Sid/Malkin/Letang get one last dance.

Watching the Philz implosion over the last few has been WILD

It still seems a pretty wild hyperbole but thats social media for ya

As much credibility as this WH is a WILD statement. I have many many issues with the Catholic Church but Popes Frances/Leo are far far above anyone in this administration

The "duped voter" narrative is a comforting myth. If only we had better messaging.

The reality is tens of millions of voters looked at a platform of mass deportation, ethnic cleansing, state violence, and the dismantling of civil rights, clearly understood it, and said, "Yes, that is what I want."

@schumer.senate.gov is just worried what the delusional made up family in his head is thinking. Both he and @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social are so bought and paid for by AIPAC that they'll never say a thing

[nods sagely] Tom

I've had more arguments than I should over Vick. Man was convicted, lost millions, went to real prison and then after serving his time has worked on anti dog fighting outreach. Folks will still demonize him more than someone who murdered people.

ultimately it is your money when the pursit of hyperrealism demands you have to update your PC hardware often

Sharks are gonna be a REAL problem in like 2 years

I have a hard time picking my funniest tweet but I know for me the funniest day on Twitter HAD to be Fyre Festival. Once my @delrex.bsky.social and I realised it was going down in real time we effectively spent the whole day refreshing and cry laughing. I was dehydrated from laughter

This would also raise the entry age for college and that IMO is a good thing

Restaurant food should cost more , you've all just gotta addicted to cheap

People forget just how good Deron Williams was

it's always a good week to criticize Chuck if you look at his track record Karen

look, a good Mission dog gets to everyone

one might say you're jumpering right in

please don't post AI