*B52s voice* DEM LOBSTER

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everything is gender and we are being held back by the widely held belief that being a woman is bourgeoisie

'Dead & Buried' Will Rise on Acorn TV The BBC Northern Ireland series 'Dead & Buried' will be resurrected in the U.S. on Acorn TV.

'Dead and Buried' finally crosses the pond and will premiere on Acorn TV as part of the Mystery May lineup.

'A Taste for Murder' Episode 4 Has Too Many Ingredients Lara: Your wife is dead. She's gone, and I'm sorry for you. You can't stop living. You can't put every bad man behind bars, Joe, and even if we could, it won't bring her back.

A Taste for Murder continues with what is, unfortunately, a less-than-satisfying episode: we have the local Mafia, a diving accident that could be murder, and Inspector Lara Sarrancino giving Joe a lesson on the wild side.

Amen

What if we kissed… in the Arlington Lobstermander…

the scene at the northern virginia democrats' redistricting party is wild. as balloons and streamers fall, party members are rolling their eyes back in their heads and levitating in a circle as chants of "blood. blood. blood" echo through the auditorium. it's exciting to see the base this fired up

Starting a mid-decade redistricting war only to end up with -1 seats is the same fine strategic genius and subtle grasp of game theory that brough us the Strait of Hormuz.

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ITV to Tell the Tragic Real-Life Story of 'Mavis Eccleston' ITV's latest true crime dramatization will ask uncomfortable quesitons about love and assisted dying.

ITV is set to bring a heartbreaking and timely tragedy to life with its latest true-crime dramatization, 'Mavis Eccleston.'

second half of Richard II should be a good lead in to the rant Trump 2.0 is about to post about Virginia

That tracks.

The Muppet Christmas Carol What Day Is It Meme, but it’s Gerrymandering Day

And a happy gerrymandering to each and every one of you.

If anything, I’m just glad they were boxed into making a jukebox musical than causing actual harm.

Sandy Marks wins Alexandria City Council special election The Democratic nominee defeats Frank Fannon and Alison Virginia O'Connell to fill the seat vacated by Del. Kirk McPike

Sandy Marks wins Alexandria City Council special election

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Fannon Fools Few

There weren’t even “No” people outside our polling place, just a group of “Yes” people cheering everyone who showed up like it was a given why they were there.

I don’t even know who he is!

Maxx lying on my shoes so I cannot go touch grass.

Maxx has my shoes, just in case.

A Dark Secret Has Imperiled the New Michael Jackson Movie The late pop star’s estate overlooked a key contract with a child accuser that has now rendered the already shot third act of the film unusable.

Do you subscribe to Puck? Most of them are useless (and Dylan Byers is a genuine embarrassment), but Belloni was the one who originally broke the story, and his is the one worth reading.

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Fern Brady wearing a camera helmet on Taskmaster and opening the task, which has a red wax seal, and reading the contents. She has a purple set of coveralls on as well, which is just fun.

"Open the Strait of Hormuz. You may not receive the help of any other sovereign nation. Fastest wins."

IF YOU’RE IN LINE TO GET CONTROL OF THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ, STAY IN LINE

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I feel like not enough reviewers know they had to remake the entire final third of the Michael Jackson movie because it falsely exonerated him, and it turned out the kid’s lawyer foresaw that shit in the 1990s and made sure to include a clause that the estate could never ever do that on film.

Unions.

I Voted. Did you?

Ok, this once, we'll allow it. But only because I'm going to now send it to *everybody*

Generous George’s Positive Pizza & Pasta Place.
RIP

I really hope that every outlet that praises ‘Michael’ as some kind of achievement (you know which ones I’m talking about) are forced to disclose this to their readers. This is a movie that WANTED to lie to us, and the only reason it couldn’t was due to one (1) savvy lawyer.